oscarsear Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Ayup............ "Toothtunes" an official product by Arm and Hammer. Kids toothbrushes that play music whilst they scour their molars dazzling white. But it brings to mind other marketing prospects, new and improved musical interfaces. Humans now apparently must have music at all times and now delivered unto just about anywhere. Musicwipe. Yes, a wonderful new device of mine own invention whereupon that nether regions duty can now be filled with accompanying musical raptures. I'm proposing "Ride of the Valkyries" that spectacular Wagnerian crescendo for inspirational wiping excitement. There can be little doubt that this product will eradicate those unsightly underwear skid marks forever. So, for that smile after you pile, buy Musicwipes (refills sold separately). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JL Sargent Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Just thinking about some good songs to accompany the new Musicwipe product: Wipeout! Sarah Smile tainted love castles in the sand Yeah, I'm a sick puppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tube fanatic Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 This should be sold as a package with the I-pad Potty. Then the kid can take care of both ends of the digestive system simultaneously while playing on the 'Pad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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