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James Pheele(PeeWee) is a HSU salesman(sales clerk!)


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James "THE PEEWEE" Pheele works for HSU

James Pheele is the new sales VP at HSU

In a press release James said

"As a world leader in subwoofer design and performance HSU is proud to say we have the best product and SVS is inferior"

then in a violent explosion of words PeeWee added

"I am a world leader and will soon prove it to all you no good Klipsch and SVS fanatics.Bob Carver knows less then me about subwoofers and amp design."

What a genius this James "The PeeWee" Pheele

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I found the press release. Further down was his bio. Some of the more applicable parts were:

"Mr. PeeWee is a graduate of the Reverend Billy Saul Hargis school of evangelical Physics and Engineering. After attending school for six years in the Bahamas and obtaining his associate degree in applied marketing, he joined the 'World Crusade for Peace through Electronics' to, in his words, give a little bit back to society. Shortly after organizing the biggest tour stop for the crusade (a large gathering in a field outside of Albany, New York) a lengthy conversation with the New York State Police and with advice from a highly placed Federal judge, Mr. PeeWee decided that California was the place to persue his career."

And further down it states:

"Mr. PeeWee's dream of selling pork products in Isreal was put on hold to work in the Reverend Billy Saul Hargis Discount House of Worship where he was reunited with his college mentor. During this time Mr. PeeWee was introduced to quality audio products through a relationship with a mysterious Mr. Bose. Mr. PeeWee continues to rely on Mr. Bose and together they have developed a layman's definition of extrapolated physics that, when proven, provides explanation for the creation of the universe."

And in his list of accomplishments:

"Mr. PeeWee developed a translator computer program for Anna Nicole Smith"

"Co-arthured the 'Loudspeakers for Dummies' 300 volume work"

No wonder - I was locked in a loosing battle with such a brilliant mind.

I have learned my lesson....

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