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Well I had never heard of them either but flicking past MTV last night I caught them and WOW!!!!

The music is so so pop - but just look at these lovelies!!!

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Kinda makth is dithicult to talk with your tongue having out of your mouth.

Need a cool beer to wash it down methinks.....

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Not often you see an all girl group where all of them are simply gorgious!!

My wife caught me watching and asked "so would you leave me for them?"

I replied - "Wrong question. The right question is would I come back?"

That went down well....

I am reminded of the old saying "You are as young as the woman you feel"

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Why thank you BK - dont mind if I do. Actually the wife thought the answer was quite funny so I got away with it.

Of course keeping the baby busy till 12:30 at night helped (she wouldnt go to sleep for anything).

If someone had told me I would spend most of an evening playing with a doll's house....still Teddy had a good time.

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Mornin' Tex - dont worry about the thread - have a beer.

Nice aint they.

For reference their web site is http://www.atomickitten.com/uk/ak_autumn/index.html

You get them singing in the background - "oh yes its lady's night". Fortunately there is a button to turn it off!!!

Despite the sound I have joined their fan club...what a sad f****r I am!

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One of our suppliers just dropped off a donkey dong sized smoked sausage, brick of cheese and a box of crackers as a Christmas Thank You. What have you got back there for a Merlot to enjoy as I oogle the, ahem, "singers". I don't think I'd care if they sang as off key as mating cats, as long as I can look at em as I listen.

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Well I think that for tonight only we will make it champagne for the price of a beer - just for you.

You reminded me of a favorite familly story regarding my most scandalous aunt who we wont name to protect the probably very guilty.

Anyway she used to go weekly to her local butcher - who was not a shy man and would often make ribald comments.

She bought a Voscht (Jewish equivalent of large German Sausage). He made various double entendre type remarks and then asked if she wanted it sliced.

Her reply is the stuff of legend around these parts:

"Sliced? Sliced? What do you think I am? A slot machine?"

Even the butcher blushed apparently.

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