maxg Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 As a congratulations to all you well behaved forumers we will open with a happy hour for the next 12 hours!!! All drinks half price. The following pic is the ONLY one I could find of a barmaid that wasnt hard core pornography... Bit arty for me usual croud but I take what I can get from the net.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted January 9, 2004 Author Share Posted January 9, 2004 Today's specials of limited and speciality old beers: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 "The new 2004 St. Pauli Girl is Berglind Icey. She is a saucy, sexy Girl born in Reykjavik, Iceland, who couldn't be more thrilled to be the newest member of the St. Pauli Girls. She was chosen because of her photogenic appeal, outgoing personality and her resemblance to the St. Pauli Girl icon. Congrats Icey! The 411 on "Icey". . . Icey's birthday is June 4, 1977. She is 5'11" tall and weighs 130 pounds. Her native tongue is Icelandic, although she's fluent in English. Currently, she's a co-host of the new show Style Court on E! Entertainment Network, which first aired on August 8, 2003. Icey also hosted the game show Cram on the Gameshow Network. She's an athletic Girl - she enjoys snowboarding, skiing, kickboxing, rollerblading, ice-skating, swimming and horseback riding." I think I'd like to be on her show, "Cram..." I almost didn't get past the part where they talk about her native tongue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted January 9, 2004 Author Share Posted January 9, 2004 w-w-w-w-well done Fini...Icelandic tongue sounds riskier than it probably is in terms of freezing your assets anyway... So what will it be pal of mine? Any of the speciality Beers of interest?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 I thought she might be your type, Max! My wife and I were in GB a few years ago (left the kids in sunny California), and one of my favorite things was sampling the local brews, of which there were many, everywhere we went! Hard to choose...hmmm....Well, I like the "Lumberjack" song, so give me a lager! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted January 9, 2004 Author Share Posted January 9, 2004 I'll send Berglind over to your table with a lager immediately.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted January 9, 2004 Author Share Posted January 9, 2004 And today's suggested topic for discussion in the Bar is....(drumroll please)....which is more likely to kill the average American - the gun, or the BigMac? My money is on the BigMac! (Did you know the average Greek life expectancy is 2 years higher than the average American Life expectancy, although that difference is expected to shrink as Greek's import the American Diet!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheltie dave Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Fini, Henry and I have decided, in order to honor you for your superb talents, we are not going to strap you to the front of the Volvo as a cow catcher. Instead, we will harness you in front of the Volvo and pay Ms. Icey beacoup d'argent to ride a Harley, staying abot thirty feet in front of you at all times. I figure we will average about 90 mpg on the trip down to Little Rock. There better be a second harness, as Henry may jump out and join you in the chase. Are Volvos self steering? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkrop Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 It's all of 6 degrees F at the bus stop, how about an Irish coffee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheltie dave Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Almost forgot, Max, an oatmeal stout from the Pounded Duck, in Cork, Ireland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted January 9, 2004 Author Share Posted January 9, 2004 Yes MD I reckon you have earned at least 3 drinks. Sheltie - didnt catch what you want to drink ole boy... Nice idea on the self powered Volvo though. Fini chasing young Berglind should be good for about 90 bhp... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted January 9, 2004 Author Share Posted January 9, 2004 BK - Irish coffee now on Berglind's tray. sheltie - you beat me to the post button by about 20 seconds - I think I may have to order that Oat stuff in.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 No, Mark. Just, um, lucky with the ol' Google image search! Here's a more sedate barmaid image. I like the guy in the background, on the left. Is that his cane?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted January 9, 2004 Author Share Posted January 9, 2004 So come on guys - the shoot-out is awaiting: Is it: or: That is the more deadly??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted January 9, 2004 Author Share Posted January 9, 2004 And now its raining barmaids.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkrop Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 You can't choke to death on the pistol! Say, I heard they are starting a new religion based on the politics of firearms, sponsored by the Bose corporation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted January 9, 2004 Author Share Posted January 9, 2004 And now the Horns Bar Song provided to you by our newest member... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 This is very inappropriate. Your beer will warm up too fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted January 9, 2004 Author Share Posted January 9, 2004 That fini is what I call a large cup holder!!! Not sure about the warming bit. They dont look real to me - maybe Silicone is a good insulator!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 It's such a small (well, sort of) image, I can't tell if she's wearing a shirt or not (even with my face plastered against the monitor). Seriously, I will yank it (oops), if it's too much. Let me know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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