k horn Posted March 14, 2004 Author Share Posted March 14, 2004 I told Hal 9000 that his song sucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdmarsiii Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 and the Bose engineers over heard and told DR.Bose or whatever the F*** his name is because.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornEd Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 ...cluless had clearly made a far more interesting story of Allan's opportunity, so Allan replied with... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 -out making sense. Or so it seemed. Actually, the tepid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Songer Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 Wally Bynum, psychosexual, appropriation, Pacific Coast Highway, song-and-dance, farming, perfect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornEd Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 Under Construction... pending completion of the third set of HornEd Khorns above the fully horn-loaded subterranean subwoofer... (Songer Saga to follow after a BVD brief intermission) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 One two! Three four, five (six seven)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornEd Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, All good Klipschers go to heaven. All except one new Klipsch Horner, fini! Get 'em in the corner!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheelman Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 Just when she thought she was coming down from a trip it was another trip within a trip and then she realized. What? What's that? it couldn't be. NO please NO please No please don't please don't. Sorry b!tch but you must die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornEd Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 Despite extended detours, mad counts, uncornered Khorns on the loose, and now, percolating tales from the underground... our Songer Saga continues... ... the mysterious lady's purse flew open, spewing all manner of esoteric memorabilia like a pack of puke weed (Yes, genuine LOBELIA by the looks of the cluless expectorating inspectoress at the scene), a photo of a audio pyramid (reputed to be a RICHARD NEUTRA architectural design for a quadrapole Bose surround), a vile of BOTTLED-IN-BONDage hemp oil, a diaTRIBAL excerpt from a 7-letter Forum game post, a CANTILEVERED corkscrew for wine prone couch potatoes, a souvenir scoop of Maple Leaf pommes frites QUEBEC CITY, an ADOBE PhotoShop rendering of a WALLY BYNUM caravan across the Sahara in a double-hump-backed Airstream, a plain wrapped copy of the PSYCHOSEXUAL Aspects of Uncornered Klipschorns by Fini "Dutchman" Cornwall, a Times-Picayune emergency APPROPRIATION clipping from a Preservation Hall amp, a Black Bart Po8 note from PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAYman quarterly featuring the SONG-AND-DANCE routine of Bonnie & Clyde's Pizzicato end, and a soiled vestment from a FARMINGham Mass with the cryptically crewel corner that reads "EREH TPELS ESOB .RD"... "Wholly Plastic Flamingo!" exclaimed the cluless sleuthess, "this is a PERFECT in-the-pink proof that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Songer Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 rampart, stapler, trespassing, Canary Islands, asphodel, cashmere, cotter pin, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornEd Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 ... that a sinister doctor had been sniffing RAMPARTs, dehorning the tiniest rams to put them into Bose cubes with a STAPLER... all this while TRESPASING on the CANARY ISLANDS mythical retreat drinking ear Meads of ASPHODEL and lounging on CASHMERE cushions whilst flattening the COTTER PIN that holds the critical Boseroni AcouscousMass together... just then there was an explosion... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Songer Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 honed, cheetah, denim, Moon Pie, Fort Walton Beach, Rene Richards, ormalu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodog Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 which honed the senses of the fabulously chic Rene Richards. The s/he, strikingly clad in a denim outfit with a certain "je ne chez what", was casually walking Allen Songer's pet cheetah on Fort Walton Beach. In a horific clash of social statements, Rene was sporting an ormolu collar as well as enjoying a mid-afternoon snack consisting of an RC cola and a moon-pie. The big cat appeared unconcerned with this fashion faux pas because... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Songer Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 dingo, rejuvination, Gatorland, Eero Saarinen, compression, submission, rosary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodog Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 of a particularly satisfying dingo that had been its morning meal. The physical rejuvination had been nothing short of amazing. Rene, meanwhile, munched on the moonpie and pondered some of the more obscure architectural creations of Eero Saarinen's finnish father. Then the rogue thought of his brothers 1971 GTO's compression ration crossed his cluttered mind. What an odd segue, Rene though! What a car that had been! It was only after his submission to Sister Miss Ann Thrope while she was brandishing unusually sharp rosary beads in that same car that he could claim to know anything about the mysteries of religion. Sister Ann had loved the car as well, it seems, and she often driven it to Gatorland in search of her many nocturnal delights, until being caught one night by a very angry brother. The scandal was emmense. On that evening, Sister Ann and bose lady had been... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Songer Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 Wells Fargo, cider, faience, Florence Knoll, paper, pulpit, listed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdmarsiii Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 ---------------- On 3/15/2004 1:44:11 PM Allan Songer wrote: Wells Fargo, cider, faience, Florence Knoll, paper, pulpit, listed ---------------- a go at WELLS FARGO himself while he was drinking his CIDER made out of a PAPER cone PULPIT while another banker enLISTED him in the National Bose Fighting Squad in which FLORENCE KNOLL was also in it because he was a skilled FAINCE pottery maker with... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben. Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 2 it rubbed and it learned the silk canvas under higher officer agreeing successfully,: Them the picture were not in the time of war which the silk canvas time of war selects the time of war which it makes select and with Anh *** silk canvas time of war (the identical water or being different) it related the relationship which is identical between the picture of same 16 they sharp pains. Higher officer matches it it acted in the silk canvas time of war which is created from the non- sweat picture which it rubs general anger. Changes the possibility of the silk canvas picture and the blend of the silk canvas picture where the entropy it was identical with inside rain rain concept acting with is different the focus reverse bow to do, compared to the test proposed. 2 person human beings were the beginning of history and it was trained and it was examined; Their conduct to was the beginning of history and it was different, with all rain non- conduct. The thing and the result the animal will be able to discriminate the relationship between being related other than the human being and needle pan Ji propose. Entropy detection under equality different concept anger being in the lower part, the additional process proposes participates the inside human being concept anger not knowing and them compared to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluless Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 bclarke, that looks like babblefish translation from ancient yak to english. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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