O.T. The Pharmacist

[BEC]

The Pharmacist

Upon arriving home, a husband  was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained,  "It's the druggist.  He insulted me terribly this morning  on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."

Immediately, the husband drove downtown  to confront the druggist and demand an  apology.

Before he could say more than a word or two, the  druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to  my side of it.  This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I  was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to  the car, just to realize that I locked the house with both house  and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my  keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a  speeding ticket.  Later, when I was about three blocks  from the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to  the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up.   I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone  was ringing off the  hook." He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of  nickels against the cash register drawer to make change,and they  spilled all over the floor.  I had to get down on my hands  and knees to pick up the nickels and the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open  cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a  bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and  broke. Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let  up, and I finally got back to answer it.  It was your wife.  She wanted to know how to use a rectal  thermometer."

"And believe me mister, as God is my witness,  all I did was tell her."

Bob

[3dzapper]

[m00n]

LOL... Very very very nice!

Definitly one to pass along.