Olorin Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 It was a beautiful, warm spring morning. A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress-sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress. The husband noticed the excitement and thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips. Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. "Now, tell him you have a headache." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyjoe72 Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Very funny. My wife acts more like the ape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyclonecj Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 I sent that one to my ex...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 ROTFLMAO!!! Oh my gawd that is toooooooo damn good! I am sooo forwarding that one on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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