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Holiday season joke


filmboydoug

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So this man goes to his dentist for a checkup. The dentist tells him "There is some unusual erosion on your dental plate, have you made in changes in your diet lately?"

"Why yes" the man replied. "My wife discovered a new Hollandaise sauce recipe and I have been eating it on practically everything."

"Ah-hah." said the dentist. "The lemon juice in the Hollandaise sauce is causing the erosion. We'll make you a new plate, and the new one will be chrome plated."

"Chrome? Why chrome?" Asked the patient.

"Because," replied the dentist "As everyone knows, Theres no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"

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