johnyholiday Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Well ya see here this guy went buy PWK ,an he would talk ,an talk ,about speakers all day,heck he'd even get on that boobtube an talk about em,boy TV was a vast wastland until PWK would get on there an tell ya something smart,well about speakers of course, an something called stereo, an heaven forbid three channels of it to boot, ,just about how many TVchannels ya would get on that darn TV box too,he'd get these charts out, an models an well,heck it was better than old Buck Rogers,now this just between you an me colter,did johny tell ya about the day he bent his daddys car,or the time got me a deer with a 29 cent arrow ,cause this guy missed with a 3 thousand dollar shot gun,well that a be another day ,an another thread, if'n were going to get that deep,well johny will be signing of now ,just like that old TV test pattern,but johny will be back with some good old pictures ta tease ya with{if the pic don't size tuff & this story tellen could take awhile} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Did I tell Johny about my GreatGrandma? She used to wash the hen house windows every week and she once killed two groundhogs with one shot! M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnyholiday Posted July 15, 2006 Author Share Posted July 15, 2006 Was she on TV too well all be darn,now that reminds me of the watermelon theifs,an Greatgandpapa posioned one water melon in the whole patch,but we fellers got em back ,an posioned just one more,then there was 2, but heck he didn't know where that other melon was{left em a little note in small writen"now there is 2"}now PWK would start talken about corners an crossover an stuff like that,an well thats alot more complicated then growen water melons,or steeling em too,so ya had to pay attention, weren't no TIVO back in them good old days,then PWK would talk about the sweet spot,an being a melon eating theif, well it's all about the sweat spot,so this PWK is going places Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnyholiday Posted July 15, 2006 Author Share Posted July 15, 2006 But johny didn't just fall of the turnip truck ,mmm them speaker are al'full small,an so is them corners,then PWK says "well behaved speaker have to stand in the corner"so johny goes a thinken he's got bigger ones he is worken on,cause them little wicker chairs, arn't going to even work for huge midgets,so now johnys thumben his own grow spot mmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnyholiday Posted July 15, 2006 Author Share Posted July 15, 2006 Low an behold,PWK starts talken about ,half space, an quarter space....., on an on.....PWK knows alot about corners, since his moma moved the record player into the corner as a kid,this PWK guy been a smart whipper snapper for a long time already,son of a gun,it's a genius on TV, that don't even happen on TV earth year 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 That little room and furnitures reminds me of theatre class when we'd make a mock up of how we wanted things to look. So PWK was a model maker from ways back bet he never built a Gemini space capsule and floated it in water just to see if it would sink like Molly Brown, then blew it up with firecrackers, I wish I still had that model. Nowdays we model lots of things Doc with that room model program, some guys want little model Khorns for their desk stereos but only the mice could hear them and I don't even have corners like that on my desk. How early did PWK say we had to have this center channel. I mean we'd just gone from glorious mono to stereo and now he want's THREE speakers to be sold. Just genius he coulda sold tonic outa the back of a stagecoach with a gift of jabber like that. No wonder they made so many speakers, he sold three where one coulda done the job. Now back to that model, I don't see any chairs in the sweet or the sweat spot, are we supposed to sit back with our backs to the wall between the L and Center boxes, no I donna think so. My grandpa knew about corners, if you build a round barn the mice will go crazy trying to find a corner to pee in, and he also put the old Edison no-lectricity music box in the corner of the old basement, it was plenty loud I tell you what! Anybody got any cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnyholiday Posted July 15, 2006 Author Share Posted July 15, 2006 Well now it's seems there is some kind of a tin shack,an these guys are up to something,they even put up a sign about dry cleanen,don't fall for that old trick,everybody knows ya got to get cloths wet to clean em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnyholiday Posted July 15, 2006 Author Share Posted July 15, 2006 Now there guarding this dry cleanen 24/7 an the circus is coming to town, maybe this does have something to do with huge midgets,got to get a peek inside, but that PWK is one bad dude, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnyholiday Posted July 15, 2006 Author Share Posted July 15, 2006 Now any old water melon theif can sneek a peek, in there when they is asleep at the wheel,well heck there's a bunch of bobbins in there maybe they are maken cothes,fa fa fashion ,look to the left, look to the right,bobbins mmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 well Johny, that's not much of a riddle, after they figured out that DRY was no way to be cleaning clothes, they had to fix em up before the midgets got angry. So there must've been an army of guys in there with sewing machines fixing stuff up, that's why all the bobbins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Deano or one o dem xover boys with all the rithmetic book learning would tell ya that if you hooked all them bobbins up end to end it would make a 128 order Mrs. Butterworth network, whatever that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnyholiday Posted July 15, 2006 Author Share Posted July 15, 2006 What the heck is a dry cleaners, doing with a drill press, an a band saw with a grind stone,an some rounded off wood ,are they maken shoe expanders for circus elephant shoes mmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnyholiday Posted July 15, 2006 Author Share Posted July 15, 2006 Now this gizmo, hook to that other gizmo, is SCARY,there must be a whole gang of these guys, an PWK is the leader, cycles per second? a second an't that long ,is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnyholiday Posted July 15, 2006 Author Share Posted July 15, 2006 Would ya da hold the spark plug lead on this colter, while,johny pulls the starten rope ,see if it got any spark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnyholiday Posted July 15, 2006 Author Share Posted July 15, 2006 Well now they moved,but heck those belt sanders maken all that racket,can't hide no sir we Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 that would explain the midgets, and that really tall guy with the glasses and the moustache must be the ringleader then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnyholiday Posted July 15, 2006 Author Share Posted July 15, 2006 All those crazy angles how the heck is that going to work PWK,wouldn't tell em to do that, they need a good T-square Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnyholiday Posted July 15, 2006 Author Share Posted July 15, 2006 Now how the heck did they stack all those up, must be anti gravity,an why is he eye ballen that wood for plum, he won't cut it straight any ways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnyholiday Posted July 15, 2006 Author Share Posted July 15, 2006 Yepp just paint er up knowbody will know the differance, ,just like a house in California, just calk in all the gaps, an there's alot of gaps, in a house made out of chickenwire, sand,an wood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnyholiday Posted July 15, 2006 Author Share Posted July 15, 2006 About time they got the women in there to organize things,teach them men how to make a good mold,cake mold, jello mold, horn mold, it's all the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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