cluless

It wasn't too long ago that I was only missing the little yellow balls under my avatar. Now I seem to have lost another, a pretty little green one at that. OH NO! GadZooKs! (feeble attempt to clean up the language - nevermind - I didn't think it would work). So what exactly do those balls have to do with anything? Should I be nervous and doubting my sexuality? Should "little avatar ball envy" signal some deep need in me that would require an immediate trip to the local shrink? As always, I'm cluless [:^)]

****** and Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Salton Sea, Spun and others... Try .. Layer Cake. I have no idea what year it came out, but the plot is twisted and strange and darkly funny

Hey Gary, I really think that your doctors are trying to kill you via mal-nutrition. Do you know if your wife and doctor have been having a long-term affair in which they plan to knock you off and rob you of your mulit-million dollar dynasty? If you need my help, I'll be happy to fed-ex some of the essential food elements...such as Chocolate chip cookies, Whoopie Pies Banana Nut Breads and Cakes Nut Toffees and Brittles Grins clu

Speedball, The bunny/pancake photo was most impressive, and I must say that I am disappointed that there is not a "Stuff on my Bunny website". You may want to contact the maintainers of this website, since they may want to extend their photo gallery to include such photgraphic jewels as yours. http://www.stuffonmycat.com/

Grrrrr! Hisssss! Stand up and be counted as the intimidated and cowed... Kneel before me you hapless humans! I am supreme! I am the pentultimate of .... whatever..

Jeff, If its forgiveness that you are considering begging for, then just send me a PM or an Email and you could be the next proud owner of a rather sick and funny book. Clu If you are not seeking forgiveness, buyyourownflippingcopy. Less Toodles

As a result I unplug the toaster when I'm away. Sigh

Actually we are aware of the female presence on the Forum, we were referring to the possible presence of a curvy person at The EAR's domicile. He's been rather chipper lately. And we know what we're getting by Amy and NOT, but we can dream, can't we? Sorry it's the male way! Ear must have bought another flock of subs. Like as in ALL OF THEM, I can't imagine anything else making him quite so happy.

The cartoon with the bunny just has to go. Then perhaps we can talk. or not. Just finished reading the Book of Bunny Suicides. I may be permanently afflicted. Justdontfuckwiththekittiesorthebunniesbadshitwill happen

Fuckyouverymuchjeff

Duke, What exactly do you imagine your life expectancy to be?

Wow Jay, Yeah there is a female in the forum. Actually there is a small, if not somewhat silent flock of us. In light of your remark, I realize that I can't possibly own high quality Klipsch speakers, while at the same time, finding juvie posts, well...rather juvenille. So I think that I should take my RF-7s, RC-7s, RS-7s, KG-4s and trade them in for a Adcom Home-theater-ina-box. Yeah, That's the ticket. P.S. What should I do with my SVS sub? P.P.S - Actually my issue with some of this thread content, was that y'all were thinking that you were getting something by Amy. I am sure that very little gets by the Klipsch moderaters.

Man! This thread is somewhat a cross between 9 year olds comparing "arm farts" ( as in "let's try to sneak some sexual-yucky physical sounding oriented material past the ever watching Amy), and my worse nightmare as a junk food junkie. I am afraid. My fear astounds me. I think the only solution is wings, followed by chocolate cake Apple crisp might help. With a Rare rib-eye steak But as always, French toast...ooooh

Wow, Last night I was searching desperatly for something to look at on the tube...and behold!!!! Curling! Random thoughts. Alot of jewlery being worn, Some very pretty earrings. The "Stones" had a very similar appearance to bedpans. Not that I'm an expert. The sweepy, scrubby action with the broom thingies did not seem to do squat! I have better results duct taping dish cloths to my slippers and doing the "MOP FOOT BOOGIE" to clean the kitchen floor. Maybe the cat hair adds the appropriate friction coefficient.

Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy! Enough snow to look pretty, Little enough to smosh down with car! (i think) The shovel gathers another layer of dust..YAY!

OoooLALA...

I went to 3 different high schools, 2 years of catholic HIGH school in Maryland (they threw me out, LOL, well not exactly, they just suggested I'd be happier elsewhere), a year of public High school in Maryland, and a final year ( or was it only an hour or two or a day) of high school in Long Beach Mississippi, and quite frankly, it all sucked! If I had to choose the years that were the best (so far), I'd have to say my late 20's/early 30's.

First off, the whole concept of High school reunions totally escapes me, there's not a single soul that I really want to get in touch with after 25 years. If I wanted to see these people, I would have kept in touch. The whole reunion thing is just an chance for those that have a need to show off, or indulge in some form of self flattery. And Moon, I know that you are fairly close to my age, and as such you must realize that you are "not the first". Just be happy that you are "The last", []

Actually a friend of mine has antique pictures of her "ancestors" hanging on the wall. She has no idea who the people are though, she picked up the pictures at a flea market and thought that they were cool.

Here's a picture of my mom's bank. She still hasn't been able to get into her safety deposit box. I'm not sure if they found it yet.

ygmn. My mom lived a block off the beach in Long Beach Mississippi. The wind didn't do her in, the Levees didn't break and do a number on her property. A 30 foot storm surge came and just pushed her home completely away

My mom lost her house in the Katrina Hurricane, and every thing in it. After all was said and done...There were NO photo albums! There were no pictures of good times or bad. There were no baby pictures, pictures of us kids growing up. No pictures of Grammy Bertha and the bear that she shot, No swim team pictures, No bad high school shots. Take care of your history.

Fini- You do realize that you will rot in hell? Don't you? And strange bitey things will be attached to your "Man Parts" to make sure your agony is complete. Your wife an I have been exchanging ideas on this for quite a while now....Hahahhahahahaha. Daganabbit, you wouldn't believe how vivid an imagination your wife has....Or would you? Toodles and a Very Happy New Year. Clu

A "person" should be able to ...... perform basic car maintenace, perform first aid, cook at least one gourmet dish and a whole lot of comfort food, train a dog/cat/goldfish, teach a kid to throw a spiral, a solid punch and give a major hug, pick out a whiner and avoid them at al costs, pleasure the person they love, tell a bedtime story to anyone they love young or old, care for the frail and elderly, catch a fish -grocery catches count-, handle a gun safely-even if it's only long enough to get rid of it, repair leaky plumbing, build/create something, demolish something(fun fun fun), change a diaper, protect a life, face death, etc. Actually, the greatest give we can give those that we love is.... a shoulder

Dee- Charlieboy's info is correct from what I've read. Go ahead and set up the appointment and get little kitty spayed. Timing the appointment around when she is NOT in heat will probably be too difficult. Why prolong her misery and yours.