Bonzo Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 https://redding.craigslist.org/msg/5587358722.html It gave me a chuckle even on a Monday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonzo Posted May 16, 2016 Author Share Posted May 16, 2016 In case it gets removed, here's the text. "Yesterday my Pa was driving a load of turnips into town and I accidentally fell off the truck. I decided to just wait where I was for his return trip. A man approached me and said he was the wallet inspector and needed to check my wallet for counterfeit money. I gave him my wallet and he looked through it. He said several of the bills looked suspicious and told me he needed to take my wallet into the station for further examination. Does anyone know how long a wallet inspection takes? I've been standing here all day waiting for him to return. Signed Billy Hill" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang guy Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Haha! Classic! I did a funny CL ad a year or two ago based on stupid posts. I wish I could remember the listing. I will go try to google it now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang guy Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Here it is: https://community.klipsch.com/index.php?/topic/149827-ad-template/?p=1725952 The actual posting stuff started here: https://community.klipsch.com/index.php?/topic/149827-ad-template/?p=1725514 I can't actually find the original listing, but here was an updated listing to the original: Hi - my name is Stephan, I have a pair of speakers which I am reluctantly placing up for sale.Normally, I would NEVER have even thought for a second about selling these, but I am retiring and planning on living in a small Airstream.These speakers have seen almost no use as they belonged to my grandmother who only used them on Sundays to play church music.These speakers are very rare and I am not sure I have seen more than 5 in my life, and certainly never in this condition.Due to the size of them, I will not ship. Local pick-up only at the Walmart parking lot. I will be the guy with a patch over my left eye. Payment must be made in advance by cash or I will accept copper.You will never find another pair of speakers like this. Hurry up before I come to my senses and change my mind. do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wvu80 Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 I don't believe that CL listing, not even for a minute. I didn't just fall off the turnip truck yesterday, you know... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JL Sargent Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 I like the CL posts where people are ranting at the folks who stole, cheated, or mistreated them in some way. "If I find whoever stole my kid's Honda dirt, I'm gonna kick your a$$." or similar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSamuel Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 The potato wagon... definitely but not the turnip truck... grandpa said turnips are as useful as teats on a boar. Didn't hurt too much... until my brother backed up over me to see what he ran over. Dang it that hurt, but did he really need to pop the clutch, hollar, yippee and run over me again? That time hurt a bit. I still have night mares if looking up, my cojones swelled up to the size of Madame Marmalades boobies, and getting hurried under 3 tons of spuds.. Still got a couple of knots an bumps... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSamuel Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Got him back though... cracked him up side the head with a grade a Kennebec... knocked him clean offs da seat, got his foot caught under the clutch... said I was out cold as an ice block fer 6 months... after the tractor scaled the mountain o' taters an fell back on top of me. Don't know why but my balls ache and ma Johnson stands at attention when nurse chantee loupe walks by, blushes and smiles, everybody has called her nurse hot potatoes ever since.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSamuel Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 I usually faint and have the best dreams.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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