JasN00b Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 lol... if you really have to send it back just build an IB subwoofer... they can be cleverly disguised as air conditing vents, etc. and some guy made an IB sub that hit 4hz at almost 90 decibles i think... hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbry39 Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Go outside. Find two sticks. Paste them on the sides of the SVS. Get a balloon. Use a marker and paint eyes, a nose, and a mouth on it. Put a straw hat on top of the balloon. When your wife comes home and asks what it is, say you heard on the news that there was a crow problem in your area. You bought a scarecrow to keep crows out of the entertainment room I know this is hard to believe, but she WILL comment, "Gee dear, it's doing a good job. No crows here. Keep up the good work." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynnm Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 any suggestions??????? Get A Helmet!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruinsrme Posted February 4, 2003 Author Share Posted February 4, 2003 nothing more to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBB Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Put a crystal ball on top of it and tell her you are going to pick up some extra cash by holding séances in your house. Say its a Spiritual Virtuosity Scanner. Oooooooo . Eeenie Meanie Jelly Beanie. I see many SVS size rolling pins in your future! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hofy Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 If you need to worry this much about it, I think you know where SHE will hide it! Good luck, and keep us posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynnm Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Oh well Febreeze works pretty well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmiles Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 You guys are going about this all wrong. Rent her fav chick flick, pick up a bottle of wine and some massage oil. Give her a tremendous foot rub while the flick is on and keep her full of popcorn. VALLA SVS is no longer a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruinsrme Posted February 5, 2003 Author Share Posted February 5, 2003 ditto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougdrake Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 What a tangled web we weave... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluless Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Let me get this straight. You are having a behemoth speaker arrive on your porch while you are gone and you expect it to still be there on the porch, or better still, be in your house when you get home. ROFLMAO! How many steps up to your porch..bounce bounce CRASH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anarchist Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Wow. *Sarcastic humor statement regarding wife removed*. I say some stuff like "big box arriving, its a replacement speaker," my wife IMMEDIATELY says "replacing what?!." Then we start on the "You said you were gonna sell those speakers and that amp" ...yada, yada, yada. I gave up with all pretense. Not worth the stress. I buy what I want. It arrives. She asks what the hell is that and how much. I tell her. She says one more word and I respond "IT, whatever the hell it is, is staying but you are free to take your happy butt right on out of here. This is my house woman. " She then takes ownership of the bedroom and leaves me to my blessed couch and new equipment. Simple. * I apologize for any offense taken to my sarcastic wit. The irony being the statement should have been construed as "your wife is pretty accepting." I guess I have another notch in my belt for not realizing some are easily offended. Time for my sensitivity training. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruinsrme Posted February 5, 2003 Author Share Posted February 5, 2003 Well. I guess I feed the forum a litle too much line so I would appreciate no futher postings. Perhaps the humor/sarcasim lead to the suggested insult of my wife. so thank you and hope we were able to enjoy a little humor in all this. Scott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anarchist Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Whoa, bruinsrme, Humor thread. Believe I poked fun at my own wife as well. Just thought I would share. I have edited my post to remove any reference to your wife which may have been offensive to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruinsrme Posted February 5, 2003 Author Share Posted February 5, 2003 Thank you Crash.. perhaps we shpould poke fun of our wives on these forums. After all they seem to be rather tolerant and somewhat accepting of our expensive, addictive hobby. Thank you for the edited. cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 You know the old saying if they can't take a joke!Hey,two birds with one stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluless Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Ok...now Bru comes home, and the wife as actually hauled speak-zilla in to the house.. So what has she done with it..? (I'll cover the obvious) Used as a ... a planter for a ficus tree a storage device for those pesky plastic grocery bags. ooops I forgot crystal ball stand...soryy bbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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