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O.T. SPELLING CHEQUER


davmar

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Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect awl the weigh

My chequer tolled me sew.

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I would think that since you are handing in the assignment late you would have used the spell checker on Word. Oh, you did. I see, you're a phonetic speller. This would explain a few things.

It does somewhat resemble what gets handed in to me in grade eight. Spell checker only check for the correct spelling of real words, not the correct use of the word.

I may use this on Monday.

Thanks.

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Tom,

Yes I know what you mean, it is possible to take this so far out there that you are just asking to be misunderstood.....and for what.?....just a little money.....there's alot more to life than just a little money....I just don't get it.....

did you get it........?

hint:

"I guess that's your buddy in the wood chipper?......"

C&S

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Its a pretty good movie.....(like the ancient traditions of Greek tragedies, a dark side seems to be needed for drama)

I was paraphrasing a scene toward the end after Marge, a pregnant detective, apprehends the gruesome murderer:

MARGE

... I guess that was your

accomplice in the wood chipper.

Grimsrud's head bobs with bumps on the road; otherwise he is

motionless, reactionless, scowling and gazing out.

MARGE

... And those three people in

Brainerd.

No response.

Marge, gazing forward, seems to be talking to herself.

MARGE

... And for what? For a little

bit of money.

We hear distant sirens.

MARGE

... There's more to life than money,

you know.

She glances up in the rear-view mirror.

MARGE

... Don't you know that?... And

here ya are, and it's a beautiful

day...

Grimsrud's hollow eyes stare out.

The sirens are getting louder. Marge pulls over.

MARGE

... Well...

She leans forward to the dash to give two short signalling

WHOOPS on her siren.

She turns on her flashers.

She leans back with a creak and jangle of utilities.

She stares forward, shakes her head. We hear the dull click

of her flashers.

MARGE

... I just don't unnerstand it.

Outside it is snowing. The sky, the earth, the road - all

white.

A squad car, gumballs spinning, punches through the white.

It approaches in slow motion.

An ambulance punches through after it.

Another squad car.

FADE OUT:

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