notneB Posted May 27, 2004 Author Share Posted May 27, 2004 NEVER leave a cow magnet in your childrens hands if they're near your video source. "It makes funny pictures daddy". Benton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomer9911 Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 LOL...to much...interesting thread kids...lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay481985 Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 tell me this doesn't it have to be inserted in the rectum to protect the rectum? because if it is swallowed wouldn't it stay in the stomach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 ---------------- On 5/28/2004 12:01:57 AM Jay481985 wrote: tell me this doesn't it have to be inserted in the rectum to protect the rectum? because if it is swallowed wouldn't it stay in the stomach? ---------------- Only for the cows that eat from that end... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champagne taste beer budget Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 On 5/28/2004 12:01:57 AM Jay481985 wrote: tell me this doesn't it have to be inserted in the rectum to protect the rectum? because if it is swallowed wouldn't it stay in the stomach? It's SUPPOSED to stay in the stomach. It's not like an annual cleansing ritual where you give all the cattle a magnet to clean out the accumulated metals. A one shot deal, down goes the magnet, and stays there till the cow is slaughtered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 So if cows eat old video tapes, does that mean we'll get "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad (World) Cow Disease"?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notneB Posted May 28, 2004 Author Share Posted May 28, 2004 "Traumatic reticuloperitonitis" = hardware disease. Like I said, some have come out with magnet in their hands, so it's supposed to stay in there but..... Benton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notneB Posted May 28, 2004 Author Share Posted May 28, 2004 not rectum, but reticulum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notneB Posted May 28, 2004 Author Share Posted May 28, 2004 sorry, but I think this has gotten way OT. Sorry.... Benton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champagne taste beer budget Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 That may be, but it's still a heck of a lot better than a lot of the other threads where folks are whining "MOM!! Tommy said I smelled like frog poop, and he's sitting too close to me, too!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notneB Posted May 28, 2004 Author Share Posted May 28, 2004 ok, bulk tape eraser, cow reticulum, magnet; now I'm confused. Benton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBB Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 ---------------- On 5/28/2004 9:36:29 AM Tom Blasing wrote: So if cows eat old video tapes, does that mean we'll get "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad (World) Cow Disease"?? ---------------- Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaa. Most excellent, Tom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notneB Posted May 28, 2004 Author Share Posted May 28, 2004 no more magnets! ...or tapes! ... wait, I want ...something...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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