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A best insult competition?


Colin

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She gets more *** than a toilet seat.

She has eaten more bush than a hedge trimmer.

That boy is about as sharp as a post.

Never said you were the sharpest knife in the drawer.

There is nothing worse than haveing a battle of wit with an unarmed man.

You're a poster child for profolactics.

You thought you had a good idea, until you farted.

Hey!...Your mouthwash aint make'n it!

Your breath is so bad you could knock a buzzard off a s**t wagon.

If brains were money you would have take a loan for a cup of coffee.

Go s**t in your hat!

Put an egg in your shoe and beat it.

You couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

You are an ignoranus.

You suffer from cranial rectal inversion.

You couldn't catch a cold.

He/She is so ugly, He/She could harden cement.

Go stick you face in some dough and make gorilla cookies.

He may grandmother is slow but she is dead!

Pull out! Don't make the same mistake your mother did.

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