BEC Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 The Hook A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook-hand, and an eye patch. The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off." "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off." "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously. "Well...", said the pirate, "..it was my first day with the hook." Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-MAN Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Bob, good one. Sent it to a buddy. DM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Daddy Dee Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 heh heh! good one Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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