sputnik Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 After their deaths, in a strange twist of cosmic irony, Pope John Paul II and Johnnie Cochrane arrived at the pearly gates together. Of course, St. Peter swung the gates wide open for John Paul II and an angel was there waiting to escort him into heaven. After the Pope humbly and quietly passed through, St. Peter slammed the gates shut on Johnnie Cochrane. A loud argument then broke out between St. Peter and Johnnie Cochrane. Mr. Cochrane eventually won the argument, on the basis of a legal technicality, and was allowed to pass through the gates. After passing through, a great multitude of trumpeting angels were there to greet Johnnie Cochrane to much fanfare including balloons and confetti. Seeing this, John Paul II humbly asked the angel why a pope is quietly met by a single angel while Mr. Cochrane is welcomed with a great celebration. The Pope's escort replied, "Your Holiness, you truly have a special place and great rewards waiting for you here for your great service to humanity and the Lord; however, it's just that here in heaven, we already have hundreds of popes and Johnnie is our first lawyer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Adams Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 LOL....... Good one!! Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.4knee Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Good one LOL Johnny C's last words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 That's an old joke. It's a good joke; but one that's been recycled to fit the recent passings of the two principals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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