Quick... I need your best office worthy jokes.

[sputnik]

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On 8/6/2005 2:47:33 PM Tom Adams wrote:

I know....a little late, what the hell.

It's the first day in prison for this guy and after a few minutes he hears some guy holler, "23!"

The prison wing erupts in laughter.

A few minutes later another inmate hollers out, "57!"

Again, all the imates including this guys' cell mate just bust a gut laughing. So the guy asks his cell mate what gives. The cell mate explains that every one in there has heard the same 'ol jokes over & over so many times that they decided to assign a number to them so they didn't have to recite the whole joke. That way they can just holler out the number.

The guy thinks for a moment, then hollers out, "32!" Dead silence. He hollers again, "32!!" Again, no one laughs. He looks at his cell mate and says, "What gives?'

The cell mate says, "I dunno man....some people just can't tell a joke."

Tom

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As I heard this joke it continues as follows:

Not to be disuaded after the failed attempt at joke yelling, the new prisoner thinks and then shouts out "97" which is followed by uproarious laughter. "Wow" said the new prisoner, "that must be the funniest joke in the world, I'll have to remember that one". To which the cell mate replied "well, it wasn't really that funny - it's just one that we haven't heard before".

[vandec54]

This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem."

Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Randy.

The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard, first, giving the rooster a pep talk, "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.

Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Randy took off like a shot. - WHAM! - Randy nails every hen in the hen house - three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.

After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Randy is in there. Later, The farmer sees Randy after flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese.

By sunset he sees Randy out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.

The farmer is distraught - worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours.

Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find Randy dead as a doorknob - stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."

Randy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, "Shhh, they're getting closer.