m00n Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Ok... I realize these are kinda dorky, but if you think about, some of them could be good for a good giggle. Things to Do in an Elevator 1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap him on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if he has an appointment.9) Lay down the Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask him if he can hear ticking.11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing him occasionally.14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"15) Swat at flies that don't exist.16) Tell people that you can see their aura.17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"18) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.20) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 That giggle was almost as good as her <----- Jiggle! Thanks Moon, a good belly laugh there! Michael Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksonbart Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Who is that in avatar anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
st. patrick Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 mOOn, a LOT OF US out here are starting to worry about you, ol buddy . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelerFan Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 It's ok to do any of those 25 things, just don't fart in one.[W] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndyKlipschFan Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 When my wife was 8 months pregnant with our first born we were in a elevator... These two old ladies get in.. I paused..(always the prankster..) looked at my wife and said.. "Well have you told your husband yet about our baby?" She looked at me for a second not missing a beat and said.. " I don't think he even has noticed yet, what do you think?" (holding her huge belly.... I laughed...she giggled...and the 2 old ladies looked at us like death warmed over..... hahahahaha . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted October 9, 2005 Author Share Posted October 9, 2005 LOL... that's too damn funny Indy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted October 9, 2005 Author Share Posted October 9, 2005 mOOn, a LOT OF US out here are starting to worry about you, ol buddy . . . .Oh nuttn to worry about here. [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunburnwilly Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 mOOn, a LOT OF US out here are starting to worry about you, ol buddy . . . .Oh nuttn to worry about here. []Nuttn to worry about ? Good God Man , Your Avatar is Missing !!! You think she might have something going on the side ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZAKO Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Whitch side? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 indy's joke is the best one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 When my wife was 8 months pregnant with our first born we were in a elevator... These two old ladies get in.. I paused..(always the prankster..) looked at my wife and said.. "Well have you told your husband yet about our baby?" She looked at me for a second not missing a beat and said.. " I don't think he even has noticed yet, what do you think?" (holding her huge belly.... I laughed...she giggled...and the 2 old ladies looked at us like death warmed over..... hahahahaha . GAWD, I can just see you two doing that.... it is so YOU!!! Michael Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndyKlipschFan Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 GAWD, I can just see you two doing that.... it is so YOU!!! Michael ===================== I know, it was funny too. Most women's fingers like my wifes get so swollen, that she also had to get a fake wedding ring cause the other one did not fit anymore after 6-7 months... For a while there... people would ask her if she was married... if she did not have one on.... Well it bothered her so much, she bought a fake.. It was kinda funny though, it was a HUGE diamond... like 4 carats.... looked amazingly real in cubic zirconia... People looked at me and said WOW...That must of set you back some.. I would just giggle and nod.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skonopa Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 It's ok to do any of those 25 things, just don't fart in one.[W] The best thing to do is if you gotta - float the air biscuit just as you exit [6] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Adams Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I must confess that (much to my wife's chagrin) I do number 19 all the time. Sometimes I just face a wall (not the corner) and mumble. Once, for whatever reason, as the elevator doors opened I stepped in the doorway, held my arms up to the sky and said rather loudly, "BEHOLD THE DAY THE LORD HAS MADE!" My wife ran. LOL..... [] Oh and I like to say when getting onto an elevator, "Oh no....not THIS one again. I hope they got those cables fixed." Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyjoe72 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 something simple and easy to do...I do this all the time for the fun of it. Enter the elevator go to the back and stand real close facing the wall. People think your nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Adams Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Speaking of elevators...... One of the college dorms I lived in had 8 floors and two elevators. We called them odd & even because one elevator would only go to floors B, 1, 3, 5, 7 the other one would only go to B, 1, 2, 4, 6, 8. It dawned on me and another engineering student that the control for which floor the elevator would go to was the switch panel. So, late one weekend night we got on an elevator, stopped it between floors by pulling the inner doors open and took off the switch panel off. In there were 6 simple contact switches held in place by simple spring clamps. Move this one here that one there.....wha-LA. Next we went to the other elevator and did the same thing. Next morning we walk down to where the elevators are and a bunch of folks trying to get to class (on time). Man were people pissed. One guy said as he was getting off, "Good luck. I've been riding that goddam thing for 10 minutes and it never goes to the same floor twice! It's got a f*ckin' mind of it's own!" We died laughing. Eventually folks managed to figure out the sequence and wrote the correct floor numbers by the buttons. So we did the responsible thing........ And change the switches back to where they belonged. [6] Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted October 12, 2005 Author Share Posted October 12, 2005 ROTFLMAO TOM.. That is halarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skonopa Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I remember one time, I was in downtown Pittsburgh in a 22 story building. I got on the elevator and saw that somebody pressed every single button! As a result, the elevator would stop on every floor! Since I needed to go the nineteenth floor, I immediatly got off before the door closed and waited for another elevator (there was something like six of them in the building). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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