Tom Adams Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50." Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelerFan Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Eeewwww. [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill H. Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 So can you say - she cut a "Wal-Fart" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jt1stcav Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 That joke is just plain ridiculous...The blind man knowing what the items are just by their sound on a counter top is pretty convincing. But everyone knows that women just don't fart...sheesh![^o)] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkBK Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 That joke is just plain ridiculous...The blind man knowing what the items are just by their sound on a counter top is pretty convincing. But everyone knows that women just don't fart...sheesh![^o)] You haven't met Dr Johnson - never thought we would have a long conversation with a female doctor in a hospital about every patient walking the floor was doing so in order to fart. She went on a great length about the benefit to farting after surgury.......it was strange...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seadog Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 This thread really stinks! [+o(] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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