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cool salad drink /Virgin Mary or Bloody Mary V8 - Vodka --and a dash of Gin 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 1 tablespoon Tabasco sauce 1-3 tablespoons prepared horseradish black pepper mix , celery salt , paprika , coriander , oregano lemon celery seed Old Bay garnishes of choice: celery, , Lemon -lime wedges , pickled string beans dill , side dish

I saw that " Some do get it. " but she was not wearing one , like dang -----real women don't wear masks

Joking aside , Her Father Dick Cheney has some serious health underlying issues , and he's gotta wear a mask , he's in the bracket that is the most at risk of contracting covid 19 -

I'm sticking with the N95 Made in the USA , KN95 Stands for --------Made in China --

that'ts right

forgot we were doing that too

On the first night of their 
honeymoon, the husband isn’t sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath, which so far, she’s been able to cover up. After some soul-searching, the 
husband gathers his nerve and says, “I have a confession.” She draws closer, peers into his eyes, and says, “Darling, so do I.” Recoiling, he says, “Don’t tell me—you’ve eaten my socks.”

A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “Once a week?” A third of 
the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. “Once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?” One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shocked—this disproves his theory. “If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?” The man yells, “Today’s the day!”

A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor... A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant. “No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”

A retired rancher decided 
to go back to school. He made an appointment with the dean of admissions at a university. The dean asked him, “Are you pursuing a bachelor’s degree?” The rancher replied, “I want to, but I can’t. I’m still married.”

As Farmer approached his neighbor’s barn, he saw his neighbor serenading a tractor with songs and compliments. “What are you doing?” he demanded. the Farmer replied, “My wife and I have been having marital difficulties, and the marital counselor said I needed to do something sexy to a tractor."

a Woman: goes up to her pharmacist "I need to buy some arsenic." , but why Mam Why do you need arsenic?" , the woman replies "I need arsenic because I want to kill my husband." "WHAT?" says the Pharmacist , "You heard me! I want to kill my husband!" , the Pharmacist replies . "Why on earth would you want to do that?" , the Lady replies : "Because he's having an affair with YOUR wife!!!" , The pharmacist replies , "Well why didn't you tell me you had a prescription?"

A police officer in a small town stopped a driver speeding down the main street. The driver said he could explain why he was speeding, but the police officer said he was going to put him in jail until the Chief got back, but lucky for the driver that the chief will be in a good mood because he is at his daughter's wedding. The driver said, "Don't count on it. I'm the groom."

A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: "Our food has arrived! Let's eat!" His wife reminded him: "Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!" Her husband replied: "That's at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook..."

A man goes to the doctor, concerned about his wife's hearing. The doctor says, "Stand behind her and say something and tell me how close you are when she hears you." The man goes home, sees his wife in the kitchen, cutting carrots on the countertop. About 15 feet away he says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Nothing. He gets halfway to her and repeats the same question. Nothing. Very concerned, he gets right behind her and asks again "What's for dinner?" She turns around and says "For the THIRD time, beef stew!"

My friend had the solution to forgetting his wife’s birthday and their wedding anniversary: He opened an account with a local florist and provided it with both dates as well as instructions to send flowers and a card signed “Your loving husband ” For a few years, it worked. Then one day, he came home on their wedding anniversary. He saw the flowers on the dining room table and said, “What nice flowers. Where did you get them?

last year I entered a marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing. The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?" I replied, "You really want to know?" so I dropped out of the race.

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quattro sinko.

For 6 years i haven't gone to a Sushi restaurant or Asian cuisine with my dad because he would always repeat the same punchline to the waiter/waitress. "Can I have some miso soup, because miso hungry"

What did one Japanese bee say to the other? Wasabi

Horseradish, in a Bloody Mary no way , might as well use Wasabi

Hendrix was 1 of the youngest most talented guitarists of the late sixties , and he unfortunately passed away , at the height of an Era of the Vietnam War which also took the lives of Joplin and Morrison in the span of 1 year -

now you're talking

the Military use it as a recruiting tool , and a way to Valorize the Men/Women who Serve , why not - ----

it will never happen , in the USA ,or Canada , and definitely never in Hockey -