paul32579 Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Dear Abby: Since getting my first set of Klipschorns, I'm enjoying audio fidelity so intense that I'm experiencing erections lasting more than six hours. My friends who are familiar with Klipschorns suggest that this is not particularly abnormal, but if the symptom persists, consider a cold shower. I think about five or so extra beers could have the same efficacy. Don't you think so? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muel Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't. So listen up buster listen up good. Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood. Signed, Dear Abby (Thanks John Prine!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtnfoley Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Just once I want to hear one of those commercials say "If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours, seek multiple partners." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkytype Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Prolonged listening may result in excessive eargasms. Lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksonbart Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Dear “Tossing it Cincinnati” Think about baseball and the issue should go away. Oh and stay away from Victoria’s Secret and the Sears catalog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxx Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Thinking about a "blocking sled" in a football practice will also help ease the tension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Or Grandma on the toilet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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