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no, was not taping something...cwm28.gif

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you would think that... however there are many other uses of duck tape... i however know of none!

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see, i live out in the country, out on a ranch/farm type place. i get really bored! almost as bored as hofy

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cause he is a berry gud men. i em en luv wit jennna.

no actually, i really like george... went to a party my neighbors had, he is a friend.... my neighbor ran for senator on the republican ticket. my neighbors daughter, my age, is named jena... hmmm how intriguing!

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actually, yes

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that is actually what i was doing... working on my sail boat, i somehow got a rip in the bottom so i needed some tape! thanks vader!

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Justin, I take it that the check is in the mail. I am moving from selling Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System to a subsciption based service. No more laying out the big $89.95 one time for a System. From now on every time you use it you only have to pay $24.95 (I learned this from Bill "Mo Money" Gate$.)

BTW, Penguin Power!! Go Tux!

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how bout this... It costs 24.93 for teh tape and to use it but ever year tha i want to keep it on i pay you an extra 12.97? that would truly be the Gates way.

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Well, sort of...

Every year that you want to keep it on you have to send in a Hoffy's Duct Tape Sticky Substance® license renewal. Failure to renew your license renewal means that the Harbour Police will be provided with your registration number, and if they see your boat they will impound it.

In addition to the license, there are biannual upgrades to the Hoffy's Duct Tape Sticky Substance®, as environments in which the adhesive fails are identified. These upgrades are mandated in order to maintain your license. The upgrade consists of a length of Hoffy's Duct Tape which is applied OVER the original Hoffy's Duct Tape. Each upgrade requires a wider patch, as the underlaying layers must be covered AND the new patch must extend beyond the original application's boundries in order to insure the new Hoffy's Duct Tape Sticky Substance® surface adheres properly. Failure to perform scheduled upgrades will result in eventual Sticky Substance® failure. Upgrades must be performed sequencially, as the Sticky Substance® layer 1.3 will not adhere to pre-1.2 surface treatments.

Eventual buildup of Hoffy Duct Tape application layers may result in binding failures, requireing removeal of all applications and re-installation of version 2.x or higher.

Applications of non-Hoffy sticky substances invalidates all warranties, both expressed and implied.

Ray

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thanks gay for clearing up the liscencing... so, who wants to buy my boat? ... LoL!

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