m00n Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." (Men are just not equipped for these kinds of contests.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy81 Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 m00n: So VERY true....we are just not equipped! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BackBurner Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Ya , i'll bet she also eat his kit kat before leaving . Nasty nasty nasty those woman can be . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Hay now, I ALWAYS win those silent treatment wars with the little woman. I hold grudges for a looooooong time.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBB Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Silent Treatment A wife drags her husband to a doctor complaining that the man hasnt said a word to her in five years. After an examination the doctor tells the wife that there is no physical reason for the husbands silence but offers a sure fire cure that would require 26 consecutive one day treatments. The doctor assured the wife they might be arguing with each other again full time even after the very first treatment. The wife said Great! Can we start today? The doctor said he could and instructed the husband to pull down his pants and bend over the examination table. As the man complied without saying a word the doctor turns to a refrigerator and pulls a proctoscope out of the freezer. Without warning the doctor quickly shoves the scope up the husbands behind. Obviously taken by surprise the husband yells out Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The doctor says Terrific. Tomorrow well work on the Beeeeeeeees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted March 5, 2004 Author Share Posted March 5, 2004 BBB, you have to explain it to me... I have no doubt it's gotta be funny, I just don't get it... Next time we will work on the beeeeeee's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZAKO Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 If the husband is a tough guy it,l go all the way to the zzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicholtl Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 ---------------- On 3/5/2004 12:01:56 PM m00n wrote: BBB, you have to explain it to me... I have no doubt it's gotta be funny, I just don't get it... Next time we will work on the beeeeeee's? ---------------- "Ehhhhhhhhhhhh" sounds like the letter "A." He was working his way up the alphabet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkBK Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 On 3/1/2004 6:52:31 PM m00n wrote: A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."(Men are just not equipped for these kinds of contests.) ---------------- LOL That is funny and oh so true for many of us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBB Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 ---------------- On 3/5/2004 12:01:56 PM m00n wrote: BBB, you have to explain it to me... I have no doubt it's gotta be funny, I just don't get it... Next time we will work on the beeeeeee's? ---------------- "O.K. Please yell the first letter on the chart out loud while I try to explain this doctor joke one more time." Im just kidding with you m00n. I cant help myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted March 6, 2004 Author Share Posted March 6, 2004 Thats ok BBB... I wouldn't expect anything less. Man... I got to get a better picture of me. I took that with our little pc camera thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mandi Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Moon, just post a pic of James Taylor's drummer, it is close enough. OH, I did not mean that as a bad thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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