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JOKE: The Silent Treatment (Courtesy of my wife)


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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each

other the silent treatment.

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake

him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a

piece of paper,

"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he

had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife

hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

(Men are just not equipped for these kinds of contests.)

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Silent Treatment

A wife drags her husband to a doctor complaining that the man hasnt said a word to her in five years. After an examination the doctor tells the wife that there is no physical reason for the husbands silence but offers a sure fire cure that would require 26 consecutive one day treatments. The doctor assured the wife they might be arguing with each other again full time even after the very first treatment. The wife said Great! Can we start today? The doctor said he could and instructed the husband to pull down his pants and bend over the examination table. As the man complied without saying a word the doctor turns to a refrigerator and pulls a proctoscope out of the freezer. Without warning the doctor quickly shoves the scope up the husbands behind. Obviously taken by surprise the husband yells out Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The doctor says Terrific. Tomorrow well work on the Beeeeeeeees.

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On 3/5/2004 12:01:56 PM m00n wrote:

BBB, you have to explain it to me... I have no doubt it's gotta be funny, I just don't get it...

Next time we will work on the beeeeeee's?

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"Ehhhhhhhhhhhh" sounds like the letter "A." He was working his way up the alphabet.

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On 3/1/2004 6:52:31 PM m00n wrote:

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each

other the silent treatment.Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."(Men are just not equipped for these kinds of contests.)

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LOL That is funny and oh so true for many of us9.gif9.gif11.gif

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On 3/5/2004 12:01:56 PM m00n wrote:

BBB, you have to explain it to me... I have no doubt it's gotta be funny, I just don't get it...

Next time we will work on the beeeeeee's?

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Bugs Doctor 3.jpg

"O.K. Please yell the first letter on the chart out loud

while I try to explain this doctor joke one more time."

Im just kidding with you m00n. I cant help myself. 2.gif

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