m00n Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Old Folks Football An old man and his wife go to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says "seven points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied "fart football." A few minute later the wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man farts again and says "I'm ahead 14-7." Not to be outdone the wife rips another one and says "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds later she squeezes out a squeaker and says "field goal, I lead 17-14." Now the pressure is on the old man and he refuses to get beat by a woman, so he really bears down hard, but to no avail. Realizing defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he has and poops in the bed. The wife looks and says "What the heck was that?" The old man replies "Halftime------- switch sides" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edwinr Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Oh, m00n! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3dzapper Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 That stinks!!!!!!!!! Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted September 27, 2004 Author Share Posted September 27, 2004 Oh CMon!!! It was damn funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edwinr Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Yes, m00n, it was. I printed it off and gave it to some friends. They thought it was funny too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilMays Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 I thought it was great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3dzapper Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Never said it wasn't funny!!!!!! But that $hit stinks!!!!!!! Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke_in_KC Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Egad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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