jt1stcav Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm She's a knockout who'll make you smile long and hard...ask her something! Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middlecreekguy Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Lord knows I love a good beer. Fun site. She`s a fun girl. She served me almost everything I ask of. But then that guy stepped in when I got a little out of hand. And I was just on my third beer too. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 fantastic site, gives me all sorts of ideas for customer service sites! tell her to kiss a girl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champagne taste beer budget Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Wowsa, she even does cartwheels!!! Although she is rather fond of shaking her finger at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middlecreekguy Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Gee Colin, I didn`t ask her to do that last night. Good one. Don`t ask her to kiss a guy though. Or take off her top...or to get naked. Do not..go there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 I had good luck with 'touch your toes', 'wiggle or shake anything', and the infamouns 'show us your t!t$'. It works, it really does!! Michael Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j-malotky Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 God If it were only that EASY!!!!! You got to love the little flirts too. JM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j-malotky Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Type in the word kiss!!!!!!! JM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jt1stcav Posted November 19, 2004 Author Share Posted November 19, 2004 Glad y'all enjoy it like I do (even without any beer)! She's a class-act for sure (every bar-hopper's dream girl) who's eager to do just about anything. Have you asked her to: Read Pour Hello Nap Kick Hummer Banana Dance Sing Of course there are plenty other activities she would only shake her finger at (or go, "Duh, like I won't go there" expression on her face)! But what amazes me the most (and she must have rehearsed this part a hundred times)...after each "bit", she'll bound right back to the same exact spot right in front of the bar with her right foot propped up on the rail...in the same exact spot each and every time! Simply amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 ask her for a bud light ...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middlecreekguy Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 That`s good! Ask her to do push-ups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davmar Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 ---------------- On 11/19/2004 12:18:35 AM jt1stcav wrote: http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm She's a knockout who'll make you smile long and hard ...ask her something! Cheers. ---------------- I saw this one a long time ago http://www.subservientchicken.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jt1stcav Posted November 20, 2004 Author Share Posted November 20, 2004 Sorry, davmar...the oversized chicken just isn't sexy enough I'm afraid. I'd rather see the blonde "spank the monkey" instead of the bird "choking the chicken" if ya know what I mean... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redtop Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 My contribution... cowgirl tongue lick shower and finally...orgasm Enjoy! Redtop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middlecreekguy Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Here are a few commands: airguitar, angry, banana, beer, blow, bottle, bow, box, can, cap, cowboy, grab, gun, gymnastics, hair, handstand, headbang, hoolahoop, hummer, jedi, jump, karate, kiss, knee, lap dance, laugh, leimek, lick, light, lollipop, macarena, magazine, magic, math, message, muscle, number, orgasm, pat head, pillow, pitcher, pour beer, pour beer on self, pushup, rap, remove clothes, riverdance, robot, shake, show breast, sleep, spin, splits, switch, sunshine, supermodel, tap dance, tattoo, tickle, toes, tongue, wave, yoga, balls, belly, bend over, bottle, box, can, cowgirl, dance, dog, drink a beer, eat a banana, exercise, fight, give me your number, guitar, guys, hair, handstand, head, hey, hello, hummer, jiggle, jump, kiss a girl, laugh, lick, lie on the bar, light, lips, love, magic, model, muscle, party, phone, pillow fight, pitcher, playboy, pole dance, pour, pout, pushup, rap, remove shoes, rock, rope, rotate, serve, shake, sing, sleep, splits, stretch, surf, switch, talk, tap dance, tickle, tie shoes, wave, yoga. There`s probably more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myhamish Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 are those Thebe's twins in 'kiss' BTW 'splits' is cool too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synthfreek Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 I don't generally think skanky chicks like that are hot. I'd prefer an unassuming indie-rock chick myself. She does pull her shorts down(thong) and kinda moons you really close up when you type "butt". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jt1stcav Posted November 21, 2004 Author Share Posted November 21, 2004 Well, the term "skanky" may be a bit harsh. Although she's not really the kind of girl I'd bring home to mother, she sure does knows how to make a banana that much more appealing! Come to think of it, to hell with impressin' mother...did you see how she licks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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