tkot Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 one morning a bunch of santa's elvs called in sick. the replacement elvs worked way slower and production got behind schedule, this stressed santa out!! he decided to releive the stress by taking the new sled out for a spin, but when he went to the barn to get the raindeer hooked up, several were missing and this stressed santa out even more!! he went to the liquer cabinet to have a shot of rum and cider, and low and behold all of his booze was missing, he turned around and dropped the cider jug, it shattered into a million pieces. this really stressed santa out. while going to get the broom to sweep up the mess, there came a knock at the door. santa trudged over and opened the door. and there was a little angel, with a beautiful christmas tree. the angel said,"hi santa isnt it a great day at the north pole, i have this beautiful tree for you, where would you like me to put it??" and thus the tradition of the angle on top of the tree was born!!!! jay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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James RD Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 It might have been funny had the spelling been correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEC Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 I think this may be the original version. The Little Angel on the Top of the Christmas Tree! One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit; this stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out at heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffeepot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made of. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it? Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the tree. Author Unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkot Posted December 11, 2004 Author Share Posted December 11, 2004 ---------------- On 12/11/2004 8:57:51 PM James RD wrote: It might have been funny had the spelling been correct. ---------------- i didnt know you could read or i would have tried harder its still funny f--- u jay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T2K Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 ---------------- On 12/11/2004 11:10:21 PM tkot wrote: ---------------- On 12/11/2004 8:57:51 PM James RD wrote: It might have been funny had the spelling been correct. ---------------- i didnt know you could read or i would have tried harder its still funny f--- u jay ---------------- This may be funnier than the story! Keith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkot Posted December 12, 2004 Author Share Posted December 12, 2004 ---------------- On 12/11/2004 9:51:04 PM BEC wrote: I think this may be the original version. The Little Angel on the Top of the Christmas Tree! Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the tree. Author Unknown ---------------- yup, thats the one i put up the readers digest version i know that i should use spell check but its just an other button to push so.... jay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edwinr Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 Hey, this is a funny thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James RD Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 Happy Holidays to you too, tkot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkot Posted December 12, 2004 Author Share Posted December 12, 2004 ---------------- On 12/12/2004 9:51:02 AM James RD wrote: Happy Holidays to you too, tkot! ---------------- to you and yours also i had to say something, i was at a party last night and a few of the guys wanted to see my hot rod. i went to my friends computer and pulled up a few sights where the car is pictured. the pics are all labeled tkot someone in the back of the room yells out and asks if i have pics of my ht room on the net and guess what, i do, so i came to the forum and showed them my pics. i walked away from the computer and started tossing darts someone started looking around the forum found this thread and call out to everone at the party "hey jay this .....is calling you out 'cause you cant spell." we were all fairly trashed at this point and they wouldnt let go so, i had to say something (and i hope you do have happy holidays) jay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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