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quick joke -if you claim dog barking caused deafness in a Court of Law , you would be placed in an Assylum by the same Judge hearing your counter suit -

A good Lawyer would have sued the Neighbor for false defamation ,

Six Dumb Questions Real Lawyers Asked In Court “How many times have you committed suicide?” “Were you alone or by yourself?” “Was it you or your brother who was killed?” “Without saying anything, tell the jury what you did next.” “Was that the same nose you broke as a child?” “Now, doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning ?

A woman was dragged into court by a neighbor who complained about her barking dogs. At one point, the judge asked the neighbor a question. The neighbor didn’t reply. “Sir, are you going to answer me?” The neighbor leaped to his feet. “Are you talking to me?” he asked. “Sorry; I can’t hear a darn thing.” The case was dismissed.

A young lawyer is working late one night when his door opens and in walks Satan himself. “I have an offer,” says Satan. “If you give me your soul and the soul of everyone in your family, I’ll make you a full partner in your firm.” The lawyer stares icily at the devil for a full minute before demanding, “So what’s the catch?”

A defendant isn’t happy with 
how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time. Judge: “Where do you work?” Defendant: “Here and there.” Judge: “What do you do for 
a living?” Defendant: “This and that.” Judge: “Take him away.” Defendant: “Wait; when will I get out?” Judge: “Sooner or later.”

During basic training at Fort Leavenworth, our sergeant asked if anyone had 
“artistic” abilities. Having been an architectural draftsman in civilian life, I raised my hand. Then the 
sergeant announced that everyone would get a three-day pass … except me. I would stay behind and neatly print each soldier’s name onto his Army-issued underwear. Steven Silver, Scarsdale, New York

The steaming jungles of Vietnam were not my husband’s first choice 
of places to spend his 21st birthday. However, the mood was brightened when he received a birthday cake from his sister. It was carefully 
encased in a Tupperware container and came with this note: “Dick, when you’re finished, can you mail back my container?” Kathy Wilson, Chaska, Minnesota

We were inspecting several lots of grenades. While everyone was concentrating on the task at hand, I held up a spare pin and asked, “Has anyone seen my grenade?” SMSgt. Dan Powell, from rallypoint.com

After my niece returned from 
her second tour in Iraq, I remarked how beautiful her complexion looked. “What do you use on your face to keep it so smooth?” I asked. “Nothing,” she said. “I’ve been sandblasted.” Wanda kaltreider, Wrightsville, Pennsylvania

During orientation at Fort Sill, in Oklahoma, our first sergeant stated that if anyone lost his locker key to see him, as he kept a master key in his office. Sure enough, a few weeks later, I lost my key. I walked into the orderly’s room and asked Sarge if 
I could borrow his master key. “Why, certainly, young man,” he said, as he reached under his desk and handed me a large pair of bolt cutters. John Dannar, Pasadena, Texas

the specs sheet https://f072605def1c9a5ef179-a0bc3fbf1884fc0965506ae2b946e1cd.ssl.cf2.rackcdn.com/product-specsheets/Forte-III-Spec-Sheet-v061.pdf

Forte 3 are rated 100 watts Contimuous / 400 Watts peak -----your amp is 300 watts

Fantastic price -

BOOBY --for the joke about Vietnam , the end dId not say that the distance from Vietnam to the USA is 8800 miles -

here 's another one After returning home from the Vietnam war, a general stands before three of his soldiers He says, “For your bravery and dedication, you will be greatly rewarded. This is what we’re going to do: choose any length of your body to be measured, and I will give you as many million dollars as feet the part you chose is long.” The first soldier spreads his arms as much as he can and asks to be measured from fingertip to fingertip. He gets 5 million dollars. The second soldier stands upright and asks to be measured from head to toes. He gets 6 million dollars. The third soldier asks to be measured from dick to balls. “Are you sure?” the general asks, baffled. The soldier nods and unzips his pants. The general simply shrugs and begins to measure his dick. Then, he stops. “Soldier, where are your testicles?” “At Vietnam, sir.” (Vietnam is 8800 miles way )

on both the amp/preamp is the volume control at 0

A man notices his wife's butt is getting big I bet your butt is as big as my grill." His wife rolls her eyes, but he gets a tape measure, measures her bottom, measures the grill, and teases her that they're about the same size. That night, he tries to see if he can get lucky. "Not tonight," says his wife. He asks her why not, to which she responds, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-*** grill for one little weiner?"

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well” said the director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.” “Oh, I understand,” the visiitor said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.” “No.” said the director, “A normal person would pull the plug, Do you want a bed near the window?”

you can do it again , just volunteer , but , I have to warn you , the pay sucks

columbian dogs are the best ------

wow , these are pricey , 1800$ -just for the tubes ----gotta sound really good

LATE as usual , Happy Birthday Dave , the Egyptians say in Arabic , كل سنه وانت طيب --with every year you are older , you are an even better person

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