sounds like upgraded to a new phone Samsung s-4 to s-7...
having tech problems...
has a cramp...can't sleep..
needs a coffee enima...coffee
pot , then French press brakesdown...wifey brakes his balls
and laughs at him....
feels sorry for him somewhat....
breaks down and buys him a new
coffee maker...life is good...
and then back to work
a 12 hour shift...