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dirtmudd

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  1. any luck on the trunnion repair.?
  2. are trying too pull the bolt out?
  3. it's cold, damp, & raining here. .just turn on the heat..
  4. you used these ? found my receipt still in the box from 98.
  5. I have a pair of 76 decorators..and a pair of hi-sm's..that I'm listening to right now...
  6. The mystery man came over And he said I'm outta sight He said for a nominal service charge I could reach nirvana tonight If I was ready, willing and able To pay him his regular fee He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs And devote his attention to me But I said look here brother Who you jiving with that cosmik debris? Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris? Look here brother, don't waste your time on me The mystery man got nervous and he fidget around a bit He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe And he whipped out a shaving kit Now I thought it was a razor And a can of foaming goo But he told me right then when the top popped open There was nothin' his box won't do With the oil of aphrodite, and the dust of the grand wazoo He said you might not believe this, little fella But it'll cure your asthma too And I said look here brother Who you jiving with that cosmik debris? Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway? Look here brother, don't waste your time on me (Don't waste your time) I've got troubles of my own, I said And you can't help me out So, take your meditations and your preparations And ram it up your snout But I got the crystal ball, he said And held it to the light So I snatched it, all away from him And I showed him how to do it right I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head So I looked like I was deep I said some mumbo-jumbo, then I told him he was going to sleep I robbed his rings and pocketwatch And everything else I found I had that sucker hypnotized He couldn't even make a sound I proceeded to tell him his future, then As long as he was hanging around I said the price of meat has just gone up And your old lady has just gone down Look here brother Who you jiving with that cosmik debris? Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho? Don't you know, you could make more money as a butcher? So, don't waste your time on me Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me (om shanti, om shanti, om shanti, shanti)
  7. Bacon Scented Underwear for Women Item Number B-2015206 Price Your Price: $19.99 Availability: In Stock Choose Options and Quantity Size Size Small Medium Large Extra Large Send to: select name from list myself other, add new name below or add name: *We'll ask for shipping info at checkout Quantity Description Last year, we used advances in bacon-scented printing technologies stolen from NASA to bring the world Bacon Scented Pillowcases. Millions of people are now having Sweet Bacony Dreams. This year, we're using the same stolen NASA technology to bring you a new, even racier innovation: J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear. Marrying the ultimate in comfort and cured meat, J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments. It's like a hot frying pan in your pants. Science tells us that 45% of Canadians prefer bacon to sex - and now new generations of Canadians won't have to choose. Because with Bacon Scented Underwear, you won't know where breakfast ends and your lover starts. Our legal team has advised us to post the following warnings: If you have a large dog with razor sharp teeth, please do not fall asleep in J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear. J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear is not recommended for people in the following professions: mail carriers, zookeepers, veterinarians, dog catchers and walkers, and circus performers (especially lion tamers). If you are hiking in the woods where bears are known to roam, please do not wear Bacon Scented Underwear without also carrying a firearm. Some notes about caring for your Bacon Scented Underwear: Stolen NASA technology means that the scent of bacon is embedded in the ink. Thanks NASA! The smell of bacon will last through multiple wash cycles and wearings - depending on the number of wearings and (ahem) strength of your own scent, your underwear should continue to smell like bacon for up to 6 months or even a year When washing Bacon Scented Underwear, use unscented detergent, wash separately in warm water, and air or tumble dry. Lovers of naughty bits and breakfast rejoice - Bacon Scented Underwear is here!
  8. Bombay Sapphire: Canada recalls gin over too strong alcohol content Image copyrightCANADIAN FOOD INSPECTION AGENCY Image captionThe Canadian Food Inspection Agency issued pictures of the recalled gin with the batch code Bottles of a popular gin have been recalled across Canada after a batch was found to contain nearly twice the amount of advertised alcohol. Officials said the 1.14 litre bottles of Bombay Sapphire London Dry Gin should have had 40% alcohol content by volume when the actual figure was 77%. They said the problem had been traced back to the production line. The Canadian Food Inspection Agency said no illnesses associated with the gin had been reported. Drinks giant Bacardi, which distributes Bombay Sapphire, said the affected batch was believed to have only been sold in Canada.
  9. sounds like she's a good one Chuck!
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