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Gotta watch those guys who surface from basements I always say. 😂

Sad to hear @grasshopper but I know you'll survive. You've got life out there figured out cowboy. Just appease the wifey at all costs but you know that. Everything else will fall into place. I'm just about ready to brew my 2nd pot to get ready for the day. Kroger so they can pull off another wallet rape. Gonna need some fuel so may as well add a lil to the big fuel boy's wallets. Most money they ever made last year coupled w/Kroger's profits? Aside from that doom and gloom, Duckburg's marked safe from any tornadoes yesterday. Had one touch down w/golf ball sized hail about 6-7 miles north of town. Other areas weren't as fortunate. I'm sure ya saw it on the news. Duckburg's founder was told by the indians long ago that we'd be safe here. Geographically the area is in a valley but the town is somehow higher. Major rain and a bit of wind but that's it. They said bad storms would go around us and they always have. The indians? Well the next guy thru, some military Colonel, decided to kill all of them he could and wound up getting toasted on a stake about 25 miles from here. There's your history lesson for the day. lol Jimmy Olsen, cub reporter signing out. -30-

Sittin back watchin the radar. Got a nasty lil thunderstorm moving thru here. Complete with lightning and thunder. Don't get too many of those around here. I'm ready to stir the pot too.

She'll be waitin for ya buddy. Think about the possibilities... 💪😂 You honestly didn't think I'd leave all of this copy alone did you George??? Now get home, relax and get your rear end back in here a bit more my friend. TMI, quit it! I EVER get one of those things it's on you! Stonehenge ring any bells? Back to my coffee!

Today it's looking a bit more like spring here in Duckburg but the curmudgeon almost surfaced last evening w/the neighbor kid. Spring training started next door and naturally migrated to my back yard. The wiffle ball rule has evolved into a silver duck taped ball. Gonna hit 70 today so it'll prolly be time for the 10 year old to break out his bow w/real arrows next. Imma dead man.

Bonzo could take ya for a ride by himself. Matched up with the rest? Got crazy for sure!

Tree pollen? That stuff can be nasty. Duckburg's park is almost surrounded by a woods and meandering river. In May, the cottonwood trees start and it's snowing cotton. Never bothered me before and I lived in that place as a kid playing tennis, shootin hoops and ballin. Today? I avoid it like the plague. Weather is finally starting to break a bit. 60's or so most of the week with a bit of rain maybe. Now the summer traffic to Lake Erie begins. It's a hoot watchin the junk ppl shuttle back and forth. Saw a pickup full following a newer Volvo with a queen mattress roped to the top. The box springs were in the pickup full of junk. Only 60 miles to get there from here. "Yup, we got us a house/cabin up on the lake and spend every weekend there in the summer. We just can't afford to heat it during the winter so me migrate every year." 😂 That's enough. Back to the coffee and a bit of scrollin.

Makes me want to buy a late model camel. The thoughts are there though. interesting to say the least. Thanks!

Just time today... Chillin and enjoyin just about everything I threw down. A couple second thoughts but, as usual, it worked. All the World's a Stage is a double live album by Canadian rock band Rush, released in 1976. The album was recorded at Massey Hall in Toronto on June 11, 12, and 13, 1976, during the band's breakthrough 2112 tour. The title of the album alludes to William Shakespeare's play As You Like It, and would again be referenced by Rush in the 1981 song "Limelight". Talk about clean as a whistle? This audiophile copy is all of that and more. Permanent Waves is the seventh studio album by Canadian rock band Rush, released on January 18, 1980, through Anthem Records. After touring to support their previous album, Hemispheres (1978), the band began working on new material for a follow-up in July 1979. This material showed a shift in the group's sound towards more concise arrangements and radio-friendly songs (such as "The Spirit of Radio" and "Freewill"), though their progressive rock blueprint is still evident on "Jacob's Ladder" and the nine-minute closer "Natural Science." Bassist/vocalist Geddy Lee also employed a more restrained vocal delivery compared to previous albums. Permanent Waves was recorded at Le Studio in Morin-Heights, Quebec with production handled by the group and Terry Brown. Pushed myself a bit going with this 2022 remaster of 2112 but it was well worth it! 2112 (pronounced "twenty-one twelve") is the fourth studio album by Canadian rock band Rush, released in March 1976 by Anthem Records. It reached No. 5 in Canada and became the band's commercial breakthrough in the US, peaking at No. 61. The band was in financial hardship due to the disappointing sales of 1975's Caress of Steel, which also gained an unfavourable critical reception, and a decline in attendance at its shows. Their international label, Mercury Records, considered dropping them but granted one more album following negotiations with manager Ray Danniels. Rush were pressured to deliver more commercial material, but decided to continue developing its progressive rock direction it had explored on Caress of Steel and made the 20-minute futuristic science-fiction title track occupy side one of 2112, with a collection of shorter songs on side two that display their hard rock roots.

Nooooo, that Dynavector 20X2 MC I'm runnin wouldn't like that very miuch! Gotta be gentle w/her.

Heya @billybob what's goin on down your way in the everglades That endangered American crock chompin on another American? You ain't got them trained yet? Better gitr w/the program! lolol Sounded like it was just a lil nibble though.

Don't mind me I'm still wandering around in @dirtmudd's new place. ^^^^^ Geez. Duckburg's quiet just doin a bit of spinning and slurpin on coffee today.

That was funny to walk into and an even better read. 😂 Cantilever's? Ha! You guys always wondered WHY I didn't dust? Now ya know!

Thanks for the info Michael. Sounds like Roy and the boys got the mojo workin for sure. I feel like I'm in a video game and just levelled up. There goes the egg money!

Welllllllll, here we go... Great job recruiting @Full Range 6'7" punter Nick Mc Clarty, from Melbourne, will be a member of the OSU 2024 football program. Again, good job mate! 😂💪 90 plus yards and outta the stadium in a feed on X ??? Just keep wearin that t-shirt brother your checks in the mail. Welcome home! Per the Columbus Dispatch: Ohio State has added a scholarship punter in the 2024 class. Nick McLarty, a 6-foot-7, 255 Australian punter, committed to the Buckeyes' 2024 class Friday after visiting campus Thursday. McLarty had multiple scholarship offers, including one from Utah. McLarty will be one of three punters on the Ohio State roster this fall along with Joe McGuire and Hadi Jawad, who transferred from Wayne State in January.

I thought you said you were gonna use it as a paperweight? Or was the the big one comin? That just makes me cringe. Glad it's gone though. You security guys are a hoot. We always knew where the crowd lizards were werkin. Just look for 4-5 security guys huddled up in one place. 😂😂💪😂

My, my the alarm clock just went off! Time to wake up and kick back! That last one will run a bit. 😂 Kick back boys...

Heya @JohnJ see Imma tell you long ago dat lil girlie girl can kick some butt! 😂 You thought I was cra cra. Lil sumpin for ya George!

@Tarheel you being a good boy? Thought you might wind up in Hope suckin on some watermelon w/the mama bear. Everything up and runnin at your place? Try that Mr Bubble in the hot tub yet? How's that guard dog doin?

Blah, Duckburg spring weather. Snow flurries again? That stuff can quit anytime! Upgraditis @grasshopper? You know better. If it ain't broke don't fix it and to heck w/the Jone's next door. Keep an eye on that leg. Better you smelling "clinical" than me. Around here they smell ya and back up 3 feet. lol On the upside though, you and @MicroMara could be onto something. A new aftershave and body wash called "Clinical" for those that want a clean sanitary smell. Think about it. The wimmen at the bar ask what you do ya just tell 'em you're a doctor. 😂 Had a friend back in the day who was a Panamanian dude. He was super short and thin. We'd hit a bar and he'd go work the women. I couldn't figure it out. He ALWAYS wound up w/some good lookin chick. I asked him once what he was telling them and he told me the story. They asked what he did and he told them he was a jockey. Yes Sir, talk about a wtf moment? Worked every time. Clinical has possibilities. Get outta the box. 😂

@Tim Sr. just some doin nuttin moosic! Some good werkin tunes though. 😂 💪 Hey @MicroMara kick back and ride!

Cool and wet here... Gotta warm up!

Beautiful pair of cans man! GLWS

You're in this stupor when ya finally roll out and then it happens...