oldtimer Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow But all of those stories seem kind of... gay `Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Small and brown he comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns A present from down below Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!" He's seen the love inside of you `Cause he's a piece of poo Sometimes he's nutty Sometimes he's corny He can be brown or greenish brown (Mmmmhmmm!) But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve He might come to your town! Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo He loves me, I love you Therefore, vicariously he loves you! I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft) Cartman: Well Kyle where is he? Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming! Stan: Come on dude, push! Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying! Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head! Kyle: Here he comes! [POP!] Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Seasons Greetings to all of you! Let's sing songs and dance and play Now before I melt away. Here's a game I like to play Stick me in your mouth and try to say Howdy ho ho yum yum yum Christmas Time has come! Singers: Sometimes He's runny Sometimes he's firm Sometimes he practically water. Sometimes he hangs off the end of your *** And wont fall in the toilet 'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your *** around And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo When Christmas leaves he must leave too. Flush him down but he's never gone His smell and his spirit linger on. Howdy Ho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Hmmmm......I smell all flowery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arky Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 I love the holidays[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU73 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I had the worst day at work today... Bring on the holidays [] Would love to experience a white Christmas one day. Normally our Christmas holidays is way to hot for me.. [:@] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 It's been snowing in Indy this week. [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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