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DARWIN AWARD CONTESTANT


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A Lady Ran Over A Mattress On The Highway

And Decided Not To Worry And Kept Driving..

The Ensuing Jumble Finally Whipped Around Enough to

Tear A Hole In The Fuel Tank.

The Subsequent Lack Of Fuel Is What Finally

Brought Her Vehicle To It's Knee's.

She Had Still Managed To Drive 30 More Miles

With A 60 Pound Tangle of Stuff Wrapped

Around Her Driveshaft.

She Had It Towed To Her Dealership And Complained

That The Vehicle Had A " Sort Of Shimmy "

When She Was Driving At High Speeds.

Below Are The Photo's Of What They

Found At Her Dealership....................

The Last Photo Is By Far The Best.

" Sort Of A Shimmy" I'll Bet It Did !

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You kinda need to DIE to get a darwin award.

Like if her husband said he I can can that off of there. Ill grab it and you put the car in reverse and punch it.

Dead husband would get a darwin!

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