Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs

[Jay481985]

http://macedoniaonline.eu/content/view/17081/48/

Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large
shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and
killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh.

The
Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though one of
his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade
based media.
Dragan Stevic was portrayed in Egyptian media as Shark El Sheikh and thanked him for saving their tourist season.

Milovan Ubirapa, one of Stevic’s friend who witnessed
the incident explained that Dragan had decided to go to the beach for a
swim after a long night of drinking. As Dragan and his friends
approached the beach, he saw a fairly high positioned jumping board
utilized earlier in the day by good divers.

“Dragan climbed
on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump.
There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went
for it” says Milovan.
“Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.

The
reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the
shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next
victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly.
The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning
(pictured above).

Dragan was able to swim to the shore and told his friends he had twisted his ankle, telling them the water was not that soft.
The
water is soft buddy, you just landed on a shark. Currently Dragan
Stevic is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After he
recovers, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort
had awarded Dragan with a free vacation for his heroic deed. // Pero
Stamatovski

[dtel]

“Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump.

This proves there are Rednecks all around the world, there famous last words, " hold my beer and watch this! ".

[CECAA850]

Truth is truly stranger than fiction.

[Chris A]

Kind of a "reverse Darwin award"...

Thanks for a really good laugh.

Chris

[ZAKO]

I,ll drink to that...

[Myhamish]

“Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump.

This proves there are Rednecks all around the world, there famous last words, " hold my beer and watch this! ".

LOL! Ain't that the truth. I'll drink to that.

Slainte. Hamish

[Timmikid]

" Hold my beer and watch this! ".

Those are beautiful words, especially on Christmas Day! Cheers everybody!