HDBRbuilder Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 Cluless, if we can find a pic of "mall bangs", then I am sure Justin and I can make some hair adjustments to your Alfreida Elaine Neuman avatar...LOL! We can even give it any hair color you want!!!...but blonde seems to fit "cluless" from what I hear...LOL! I thought maybe Mall Bangs might be those kind where the gal has bangs forward AND kinda poofed-up overhead, but what the hello do I know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin_tx_16 Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 yep, that is what they look like. my neighbor has them. hard to find a pic online. However, just FYI, it is a Fashion felony, see #22 below. Fashion Citation Citing Agent:__________________Agent#_____ Offender: _________________________________ Address: ________________________________ ________________________________ Phone: (____)______-_________ Style (circle one): yes some none Offense: Misdemeanors _ 1. Overdressed _ 2. Stuffing bra (kleenex) _ 3. Mixing gold and silver _ 4. Wearing white after labor day _ 5. Dark socks with sneakers _ 6. Mismatched socks _ 7. Socks and sandals _ 8. Dressed like golfer (and not on a golf course) _ 9. Color scheme from wrong decade _ 10. Shirt coming out of fly _ 11. Comb over _ 12. Belt buckle larger than Texas _ 13. Blue hair _ 14. Guido _ 15. Tape on eyeglasses Felonies _ 16. Underdressed _ 17. Stuffing shorts (cucumber) _ 18. Mixing plaids _ 19. Wearing white at a wedding _ 20. White socks with suit _ 21. Wearing "wife beater" outfit _ 22. Mall bangs _ 23. Fat man wearing speedo _ 24. Fat woman wearing spandex _ 25. Wearing toupee on a windy day _ 26. Looking like you just got a quicky _ 27. Other:__________________________ Fashion Police Agent! If cited, for God's sake, fix it! For appeals, please call Jenny at 867-5309 ________________________________ Phone: (____)______-_________ Style (circle one): yes some none Offense: Misdemeanors _ 1. Overdressed _ 2. Stuffing bra (kleenex) _ 3. Mixing gold and silver _ 4. Wearing white after labor day _ 5. Dark socks with sneakers _ 6. Mismatched socks _ 7. Socks and sandals _ 8. Dressed like golfer (and not on a golf course) _ 9. Color scheme from wrong decade _ 10. Shirt coming out of fly _ 11. Comb over _ 12. Belt buckle larger than Texas _ 13. Blue hair _ 14. Guido _ 15. Tape on eyeglasses Felonies _ 16. Underdressed _ 17. Stuffing shorts (cucumber) _ 18. Mixing plaids _ 19. Wearing white at a wedding _ 20. White socks with suit _ 21. Wearing "wife beater" outfit _ 22. Mall bangs _ 23. Fat man wearing speedo _ 24. Fat woman wearing spandex _ 25. Wearing toupee on a windy day _ 26. Looking like you just got a quicky _ 27. Other:__________________________ _ 28. Dressing better than a Fashion Police Agent! If cited, for God's sake, fix it! For appeals, please call Jenny at 867-5309 Fashion Citation Citing Agent:__________________Agent#_____ Offender: _________________________________ Address: ________________________________ ________________________________ Phone: (____)______-_________ Style (circle one): yes some none Offense: Misdemeanors _ 1. Overdressed _ 2. Stuffing bra (kleenex) _ 3. Mixing gold and silver _ 4. Wearing white after labor day _ 5. Dark socks with sneakers _ 6. Mismatched socks _ 7. Socks and sandals _ 8. Dressed like golfer (and not on a golf course) _ 9. Color scheme from wrong decade _ 10. Shirt coming out of fly _ 11. Comb over _ 12. Belt buckle larger than Texas _ 13. Blue hair _ 14. Guido _ 15. Tape on eyeglasses Felonies _ 16. Underdressed _ 17. Stuffing shorts (cucumber) _ 18. Mixing plaids _ 19. Wearing white at a wedding _ 20. White socks with suit _ 21. Wearing "wife beater" outfit _ 22. Mall bangs _ 23. Fat man wearing speedo _ 24. Fat woman wearing spandex _ 25. Wearing toupee on a windy day _ 26. Looking like you just got a quicky _ 27. Other:__________________________ _ 28. Dressing better than a Fashion Police Agent! If cited, for God's sake, fix it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin_tx_16 Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 oops! looks like i broke the forum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike stehr Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 Is it me, or does this thread have some overlapping problems here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HDBRbuilder Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 Justin, How the hello did you break the forum like that? They have a new rule on this new forum format that says"any and all posters who intentionally 'break the forum' will be docked the numerical equivalent of 9,500 posts from their total post tally. Repeating offenders will remain in 'Cool Newbie' status ad infinitum." I hope you read and understood all the new rules before you did that, young man!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundthought Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin_tx_16 Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 I am scared... I swear, total accident hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike stehr Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 I'm thinking it's a cry for help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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