Altavoz Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 "101 ways to use a Bo$e speaker" We are aware of the barren sonic values of these speakers. After witnessing my neighbor and his wife turn a pair of 901's into beautifull planters (filled with rich soil and cow manure), I thought that perhaps there is a market for a book directed at disappointed Bo$e owners. So far, got a handful of ideas: use inside fireplace, step-tool, promote recycling to avoid air polution, etc. Your inputs are welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluless Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Paint dots on them and hang them from the rear view mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altavoz Posted November 13, 2002 Author Share Posted November 13, 2002 A coworker wants to see legislation to implement a mandatory 24 hour period of listening to B0$e for all convicted drunk drivers. Would that be considered cruel and unusual punishment? He also feels that osama bin ladin would have surrendered if, instead of menacing tanks, there were Bo$e speakers blasting outside his cave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Bose cubes for ***** shooting.....PULL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invidiosulus Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 You can cement them in parking lots as speed bumps More to come... Peace, Josh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krustyoldsarge Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 Gift wrap a pair or two for your ex-_____ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krustyoldsarge Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 Set up a few hundred of 'em in Guantanamo for the detainees. Give the Marines ear protection. Play Bin Laden speeches through them 24/7 and ask "How does your a***ole leader sound nOW!?".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krustyoldsarge Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 Paint Iraqi insignia on them and place them as silhouettes on Viecques range. Paint US insignia on them and lob them at Iraq as frag munitions from the USS Wisconsin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBB Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 Isnt there a picture somewhere of Robert E. Peary wearing a pair of their speaker shoes on his feet at the North Pole holding a banner that says BOSE- for the Biggest Snow Jobs! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMcD Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 Bing, bing, bing. Cluless wins the prize. It brings up an interesting problem, how does one provide a center fill speaker in an auto without tearing up the dashboard. Gil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBB Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 A car center speaker? Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Got it! Knock out the windsheild and attach it as a hood ornament.Voila ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erikjohn Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Refrigerator magnets or paper weights would be a good use for them. EJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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