m00n Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 How to Impress a Woman It took awhile, but someone finally figured it out. How to impress a woman: * Wine her, *Dine her, * Call her, * Hug her, * Support her * Hold her, * Surprise her, * Compliment her, * Smile at her, * Listen to her, * Laugh with her, * Cry with her, * Romance her, * Encourage her, * Believe in her, * Pray with her, * Pray for her, * Cuddle with her, * Shop with her, * Give her jewelry, * Buy her flowers, * Hold her hand, * Write love letters to her, * Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her. How to impress a man: * Show up naked... Bring food... Don't block the TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prodj101 Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 that couldn't be anymore true. you give and give and give somemore but they always complain that you aren't giving them enough. hmm, that could be taken several different ways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted January 29, 2003 Author Share Posted January 29, 2003 prodj... What do you know? You aint had poonanie since poonanie had you. Ah... man sorry but I had to say that... Who loves ya man?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prodj101 Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 my mommy and daddy . nah, I'm just kidding, lol. I've had a few gf's. working on getting one right now though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horonzak Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 But my wife wants my Klipschorns too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted January 29, 2003 Author Share Posted January 29, 2003 ---------------- On 1/29/2003 12:57:05 AM prodj101 wrote: I've had a few gf's. working on getting one right now though. ---------------- Well you go getter Tiger!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasN00b Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 ---------------- On 1/29/2003 12:39:17 AM prodj101 wrote: that couldn't be anymore true. you give and give and give somemore but they always complain that you aren't giving them enough. hmm, that could be taken several different ways ---------------- heh if a girl actually complains your not giving her enough stuff... get rid of her. not worth the effort of keeping. ah yes trying to get a girlfriend... lol i gave up on that a while ago, and eventually i had 3 girls at once wanting to go out with me, with no extra effort on my part >=) aiiiiii party to celebrate the end of midterms starts soon i gotta fly see ya'all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted January 30, 2003 Author Share Posted January 30, 2003 you young men need to be listening to Tom Leykis. I am not suggesting that you take his radio talk show as the gospil, but there is a lot of good points to be made on his show. Some of the things he says make very good since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 I still haven't got that mind-reading thing down yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prodj101 Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 "heh if a girl actually complains your not giving her enough stuff... get rid of her. not worth the effort of keeping." I'm not talking about money her jasnoob, I'm talking how they want you to follow them around and what not. I just don't do that! lol, one of my ex's did complain once that I spend too much money and time with audio equipment though, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted January 30, 2003 Author Share Posted January 30, 2003 prodj... I have a homework assignement for you... I want you to tell me what "DTB" stands for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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