maxg Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Free coffee as ever for those of you that are just waking from your slumbers. Maybe Janet Jackson will drop in - I think she needs a "cup" Order a drink - have a chat. Just to get things rolling: Weird week: Janet's breasts headline news on CNN - displacing the much underrated story of some girl that cant get credits at school for work experience at Hooters (I kid you not - it was there this morning, but I cant find it now). Correction: Stop Press: I found it : http://www.cnn.com/2004/EDUCATION/02/04/hooters.school.ap/index.html And then there was that horrible story of the baby with 2 heads. What is it with the news - when did it become a freak show? (When MJ got busted probably). There is a joke there about the MJ / JJ bust competition I am sure - but lets not go there. What else? All the people coming out of the woodwork saying they knew all along that Iraq had the military capacity of an irate Aardvark, but that it was no-ones fault that the US / UK et al. got it wrong? All the while we've got 2 rovers on Mars, stopping and starting with abandon and suspiciously familiar "abort, retry, ignore?" messages. I wonder who supplied that software? Stand up Microsoft and take a galactic bow. Well you can all add your own from here. I'm not Jay Leno, or at least I am not getting his money (and I dont have the chin for the job). Of course I am sure MJ could recommend a suitable plastic surgeon for that. Anyone thinking what I am thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Janet Jackson exposed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted February 6, 2004 Author Share Posted February 6, 2004 You want a drink to go with that picture Colin. PS - not entirely sure people will be happy with that picture being posted here - well at least you didnt incorporate it into the text. Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodog Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 ---------------- On 2/6/2004 10:29:14 AM maxg wrote: PS - not entirely sure people will be happy with that picture being posted here - well at least you didnt incorporate it into the text. Cheers ---------------- Don't worry Max, it'll be the most frequently viewed picture in the history of the forum, with nobody admitting to it. I'll have coffee... with milk. woo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted February 6, 2004 Author Share Posted February 6, 2004 One coffee coming up. And what a relief that Janet just happened to be wearing that comfy looking metal star over her nipple, phew, that was close and what good luck for her in this "totally unplanned wardrobe failure". Can you imagine the fallout if the star had not been there - one shudders to think... Sugar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tillmbil Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Hmm, a pull away bra. Thats a new one. What have you for the cold systems. Maybe some honey laced with Brandy?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 I would rather see Janet Jackson's breast than Janet Reno's briefs. I'll have a cup 'o Joe, and a Joe Jackson tune on the jukebox, bartender. Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 ---------------- On 2/6/2004 10:51:57 AM tillmbil wrote: Hmm, a pull away bra. Thats a new one. ---------------- Maybe she's nursing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted February 6, 2004 Author Share Posted February 6, 2004 ---------------- On 2/6/2004 10:59:07 AM fini wrote: ---------------- On 2/6/2004 10:51:57 AM tillmbil wrote: Hmm, a pull away bra. Thats a new one. ---------------- Maybe she's nursing... ---------------- Cup o'joe coming up. Always nice to get the femine perspective Ethyl. Still not sure about your choice of perfume though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodog Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 ---------------- On 2/6/2004 11:04:11 AM maxg wrote: ---------------- On 2/6/2004 10:59:07 AM fini wrote: ---------------- On 2/6/2004 10:51:57 AM tillmbil wrote: Hmm, a pull away bra. Thats a new one. ---------------- Maybe she's nursing... ---------------- Cup o'joe coming up. Always nice to get the femine perspective Ethyl. Still not sure about your choice of perfume though. ---------------- Personally, I'm waiting for the Dion 'Private Collection' perfume. Goodness, this coffee's good. Must be the milk. woo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkrop Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Must.... resist.... argh! Hey Max, how about a slippery nipple and a beer to go with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted February 6, 2004 Author Share Posted February 6, 2004 Well I can provide you with the beer and we can order in some KY from the pharmacy if you are in a DIY mood.... That is a cocktail I presume.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkrop Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 It's a fancy shot! http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink1155.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorjen Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 Pull away bra...hmm...wish they had those when I was younger. Milk and two sugars please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Dee Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 ---------------- On 2/6/2004 10:59:07 AM fini wrote: ---------------- On 2/6/2004 10:51:57 AM tillmbil wrote: Hmm, a pull away bra. Thats a new one. ---------------- Maybe she's nursing... ---------------- Well, I'm old enough to remember when football players had "tear away" jerseys! Anyway, I'll have one of the low carb light beers. Then five more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klipschfoot Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 ---------------- On 2/6/2004 10:49:49 AM maxg wrote: One coffee coming up. And what a relief that Janet just happened to be wearing that comfy looking metal star over her nipple, phew, that was close and what good luck for her in this "totally unplanned wardrobe failure". Can you imagine the fallout if the star had not been there - one shudders to think... ---------------- That star looked a little fallen, if you ask me. A little like Janet's career? Black and Tan. Make it two. No, one. Keep the other one hidden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZAKO Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 Ill have a shot of milk with my honey roll. Excuse me while I turn up the heat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3dzapper Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 Max, Sorry I missed you Friday. I had to spend a couple of days in the "Club Med". I've got to be a good boy for a while so can I get a decaf black? Three days without a fix of Klipsch! I don't know how I did it! Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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