colterphoto1 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Q- How can you tell when a rock and roll stage is level? A- The same amount of drool is coming out of each side of Keith Richard's mouth! a friend told me that one today- thought maybe you guys had some more good rock jokes. Michael Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filmboydoug Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Q. What do Ginger Baker and 7-11 coffee have in common? A. They both suck without Cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Two farm boys, Levi & Roy, were out feedin' the hogs. Levi said to Roy "Hey Roy, let's "have sexual realtions" with one of these hogs. It's been couple weeks." They each pick a hog and go at it when Roy turns to Levi and says "Levi, I just "can't acheive an errection"". Levi replies "Well damn it Roy you picked the ugliest hog of the bunch!" ---insert banjo music here--- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filmboydoug Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Q. What has nine arms and sucks? A. Def Leppard. EDIT: Jeez am I senile somedays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelA Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 ---------------- On 6/25/2005 7:42:54 PM filmboydoug wrote: Q. What has nine arms and sucks? A. Motley Crue. ---------------- I was sure the punchline was going to be Def Leppard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filmboydoug Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Thanks kel. sometimes the extent of idiocity scares me. Anyway, they both suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 A traveler is shipwrecked and swims to a seemingly tranquil, tropical island. Soon after recovering he notices an incessant drumming resounding from the other side of the island. And it doesn't ever stop or slow down. Finding a native later that day, our traveler politely asks, "When do the drums stop?" The native countenance immediately reflects a very fearful response, and insists, "Drums not stop!!" and runs away. This goes on for another full day. Our hero finds another native and asks the same question. "Drums NOT stop!!" is his only answer. After three days of constant drumming, he finds an old native and in exasperation asks, "What happens if the drums stop???" The old native shakes his head sadly and replies: "bass solo." Two bass players walked by a bar ...... It could happen. Did you hear about the bassist who was so out of tune his section noticed? What do you call a cello player without a wife or girlfriend? Homeless. What do you say to a guitar player in a three piece suit? "Would the defendant please rise?" How do you get a musician off of your doorstep? Pay for the pizza. What's the difference between a violin and a viola? There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger. How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog? The dog knows when to stop scratching. What's the difference between a cello and a violin? The cello burns longer. Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to re-train the cellists. String quartet: a good violinist, a bad violinist, an ex-violinist, and someone who hates violinists, all getting together to complain about composers. What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummer's arm? A tattoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 ---------------- On 6/25/2005 7:42:54 PM filmboydoug wrote: Q. What has nine arms and sucks? A. Def Leppard. EDIT: Jeez am I senile somedays. ---------------- I'm just going to ignore that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filmboydoug Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 ---------------- I'm just going to ignore that. ---------------- Moon, They would only sound good on your Cornwalls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelerFan Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 ---------------- On 6/26/2005 12:12:08 PM m00n wrote: I'm just going to ignore that. ---------------- In m00n's case I'm sure he would rather the joke read like this: "What has four arms and sucks?" The White Stripes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironwoods Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 ---------------- On 6/22/2005 10:50:22 PM colterphoto1 wrote: Q- How can you tell when a rock and roll stage is level? A- The same amount of drool is coming out of each side of Keith Richard's mouth! Michael ---------------- Hey, I resemble(minus the drool) that remark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 ---------------- On 6/26/2005 4:59:40 PM SteelerFan wrote: In m00n's case I'm sure he would rather the joke read like this: "What has four arms and sucks?" The White Stripes. ---------------- hehe.. you know me all to well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 ---------------- On 6/26/2005 12:26:31 PM filmboydoug wrote: Moon, They would only sound good on your Cornwalls. ---------------- Gotta gettm' done first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelerFan Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 ---------------- On 6/27/2005 11:51:27 AM m00n wrote: ---------------- On 6/26/2005 4:59:40 PM SteelerFan wrote: In m00n's case I'm sure he would rather the joke read like this: "What has four arms and sucks?" The White Stripes. ---------------- hehe.. you know me all to well. ---------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filmboydoug Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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