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A spork???

A spork, sometimes known as a foon, is an unusual item of cutlery. It is based upon a spoon, with the addition of the tines of a fork, and sometimes the serrated edge of a knife. Usually there are three or four tines. Spork-like utensils have been manufactured since at least the late 1800s; patents for spork-like designs date back to at least 1874 and the word "spork" was registered as a trademark both in the U.S. and the U.K. decades later. Sporks are offered in both re-usable and disposable form and are quite versatile. They are commonly used by fast food restaurants and by backpackers.

All I know is at KFC, they come in handy!

Or did you mean it this way?
A spork is a perfect metaphor for human existance. It tries to function as both spoon and fork, and because of this dual nature, it fails miserably at both. You cannot have soup with a spork, it is far too shallow; you cannot eat meat with a spork, the prongs are too small.

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All right fellow Klipschsters, we can now hold our heads high and

proud. We have at last reached our ten pages of crap that every Neo

post seems to achieve. I don't have room to talk as I have read the

majority but this must be a bored bunch. I guess another ride on a very

fast motorcycle is in order. That should cure the boredom. That and a

good listen to the most beautiful loudspeaker ever, Ms. Belle. Lets

hope there is no page eleven.

Rich

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