Jeff Matthews Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Some of you won't like this, but others will get a good laugh! [] > A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits > down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has > a black eye, too. > > He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence. We both have black eyes. > Mind if I ask how you got yours?" > > The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister > accident. I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with > massive breasts was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two > tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets > to Tittsburgh'. So she socked me a good one." > > The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable! Mine was a tongue > twister, too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my > wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey." But I accidentally > said, "You ruined my life, you evil, self-centered, fat-a**ed, *itch." > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranjith Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 lol, I remember that one from a forward that was circulating a few years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 very good!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuclearay Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 And to continue my unPC streak this week: What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes... Nothing! You've already told her twice. Forgive me evryone, I'm just a little upset since my "significant other" told me during the second quarter of the superbowl she no longer wants to be married Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted February 16, 2006 Author Share Posted February 16, 2006 Forgive me evryone, I'm just a little upset since my "significant other" told me during the second quarter of the superbowl she no longer wants to be married You mean you don't get that every day? Sounds like a "keeper" to me. [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 And to continue my unPC streak this week: What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes... Nothing! You've already told her twice. Forgive me evryone, I'm just a little upset since my "significant other" told me during the second quarter of the superbowl she no longer wants to be married Wow ..... Me Too....Nuc ...!!! maybe there was some Subliminal message flashin' across the screen ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted February 16, 2006 Author Share Posted February 16, 2006 And to continue my unPC streak this week: What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes... Nothing! You've already told her twice. Forgive me evryone, I'm just a little upset since my "significant other" told me during the second quarter of the superbowl she no longer wants to be married Wow ..... Me Too....Nuc ...!!! maybe there was some Subliminal message flashin' across the screen ..... Maybe you guys can trade..... speakers, that is. [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 hey, I don't need any More problems, Jeff.... I gotta 'nuff of my own.... unless Nuc, really needs a Woman .. who hasn't worked in 16 years....Trade ...??? ...Buddy ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelerFan Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Sounds like vintage Sam Kinnison.[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmdridq Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Forgive me evryone, I'm just a little upset since my "significant other" told me during the second quarter of the superbowl she no longer wants to be marriedI don't blame you for being upset. She had no right to interrupt the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunburnwilly Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 And to continue my unPC streak this week: What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes... Nothing! You've already told her twice. Forgive me evryone, I'm just a little upset since my "significant other" told me during the second quarter of the superbowl she no longer wants to be married Seahawk Fan Ehhh . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunburnwilly Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 hey, I don't need any More problems, Jeff.... I gotta 'nuff of my own.... unless Nuc, really needs a Woman .. who hasn't worked in 16 years....Trade ...??? ...Buddy ... If I was 30 years younger I might have wet myself ![:'(] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunburnwilly Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Sounds like vintage Sam Kinnison.[]Exactly , He Was The Man ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 excuse me fellas, but there's quite a few Klipschers giving marriage a bad name. It doens't have anything to do with household expenditures, does it? Are the wifes going ballistic over stereo systems or is the WAF thing all in good humour? I'm asking because I'm absolutely cluless on this whole female thing..... M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I'm asking because I'm absolutely cluless on this whole female thing..... M well, You'll find ....... they all have this defective gene......[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codhead Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 What's the difference between a smart midget, and a female athlete? The smart midget is a cunning runt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuclearay Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 unless Nuc, really needs a Woman .. who hasn't worked in 16 years....Trade ...??? ...Buddy ... Wouldn't be much of a trade I'm afraid. Mine has been a succubus for 12 years. Can't cook, won't clean. I think I married Peggy Bundy from "Married With Children" But I was able to answer the "are you satisfied with your system" thread honestly -- so I have that going for me. Yeah, she hit me with the news as the Seahawks quit playing good football. A double whammy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 well ... I wasn't really paying attention to the game ... ....so's I can't say what Quarter ..I got the news in ... Ironic, tho, isn't it ...! subliminal message, gotta be in the broadcast .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuclearay Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 subliminal message, gotta be in the broadcast .... ABC/ESPN conspiracy?! Sheesh Duke. What did we do to deserve this? And for the rest of you I want to see some more "toungue twisters" That'll at least make me laugh. I don't seem to do much of that anymore. [6] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 [ Sheesh Duke. What did we do to deserve this? I didn't do nuttin' .. wifey is taking 300 mg of Effexor, like it's the highest allowable dose causing a nuclear meltdown in her pea brain ..... which is atrophyed from too much pot and daytime tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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