Meagain's at it again

[Parrot]

Parrot

ya cant make a better looking horn than the 402. I'm just in for a smaller one!

Bill,

I know I can't make a better looking horn than the 402, but I'm confident you can.

[bodcaw boy]

mr martinelli,

mr delgado is my dad. i am just roy, or bodcaw boy or boy! or bad cowboy or whatever you want to call me. you sir make some very pretty horns. and i would be honored to have your impressions of the jub. let me know if i can help.

have a blessed day,

roy delgado

OK, Roy. I'll send you an email with a link to some plans. I'd like you to let me know what you think.

Thank you, a compliment like that is really something.

bill

hey bill,

looks good. looking forward to your curves.

have a blessed day,

roy delgado

[edwinr]

Parrot

ya cant make a better looking horn than the 402. I'm just in for a smaller one!

20k? I do a sweep like this and my ears are done at 16k and that's pretty faint. after that it's just colored lights on the screen.

bill

LOL! You should be thankful you can still see the colored lights... []

[edwinr]

Ah, bother. A double post. Not to waste an opportunity, here's a joke. Or two...

1. Two blokes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one
of them would have seen it.

2. Phone answering machine message - ..."If you want to buy
marijuana, press the hash key."

3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.

5. I went to the butchers and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't
reach the meat off the top shelf.
He said "No, the steaks are too high."

6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him
in.

7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted,"'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off."

8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.

9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.
They lit a fire in the craft, it sank.
This proved once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered
with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his
head.
Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

12. "Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of home"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."

13. A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet.
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well" says the vet, "let's have a look at him."
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."

14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck
up my bum."
"How's that?"
" Now don't you start."

15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!

16. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you
give me a lift?"
I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

17. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.
There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them.
It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my
younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu?
But I think its Colin.

18. Police arrested two kids yesterday.
One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.

19. You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen.
It said, 'Parking Fine.'
So that was nice.

20. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in
several places"
The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore."

[bodcaw boy]

have a blessed day,

roy delgado

[bmar]

joke er 2..

Good ones!

[Parrot]

Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

[Audio Flynn]

Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

Due to vacation alone with my wife for the first time in 7 years 2 weeks ago and last week having my first business trip to Brazil; This is only the second time I looked at the forum this weekend.

Life is good ...Darn I love this place.[H]

Parrot does his research!

[Arky]

Good one Parrot. I suppose this signals the end to another marathon thread.