twheats1 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Saw the add in the papersaid the h3ll with it alltook a gig with the circusas the human cannonballIt didn't take longto learn my tradevery first show manI blew the folks awaynow the jobs a litte riskybut i'm my own bossi gotta tell ya jackit really gets me offI live in a tent with the worlds strongest manwhen i met the motherlike to broke my handmy baby she's a ladyin the high wire actwhen i'm feeling tenseshe walks on my backnow the pays okthe benefits are greati get to shoot the bullwith the worlds smartest apeahh hahhhI'm the human cannonballI'm the human cannonbaaaa-all yallWell I'm a hot shotI'm a cool breezeUnderneath the big topI'm the big cheeseI lay it on the lineLet it all hangwhen I go least I knowI'll go with a bangI reckon i'm livingevery kids dreamits a buzz its a gasits a real screamahh hahhhI'm the human cannonballI'm the humman cannon baaaa-all yallyeah....Alright folks just make yourself at homeHave a snow cone and enjoy the showThey put me on the coverof the USA TODAYtell the world what thehuman cannonball got to sayOn the Carson showthey sayin' "HC..what you do you got to be right out of your tree"Well its a little riskybut I'm my own bossI got to tell you Johnit really gets me offahh hahhhI'm the human cannonballI'm the human cannonbaaa-all yallI'm the human cannonballI'm the human cannonbaaa-all yallyeah...hahahahahaNow blast off!!I said.... Blast Offahhahahhhahhhahhhaahhahahhhahhhahhhaahhahahhhahhhahhha "Human cannonball" Webb Wilder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted April 25, 2007 Moderators Share Posted April 25, 2007 Can't recall how it went but............There coming to take me away he he ha ha to the funny farm........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
germerikan Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 ........where life is beautiful all the time and Ill be happy to meet those nice young men in their clean white shirts there coming to take me away ha ha he he ho ho or something like that.[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garymd Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 For kids of all ages (note the cigarette trees): Big Rock Candy Mountain One evening as the sun went down and the jungle fire was burningDown the track came a hobo hiking and he said boys I'm not turningI'm headin for a land that's far away beside the crystal fountainsSo come with me we'll go and see the Big Rock Candy MountainsIn the Big Rock Candy Mountains there's a land that's fair and brightWhere the handouts grow on bushes and you sleep out every nightWhere the boxcars are all empty and the sun shines every dayOn the birds and the bees and the cigarette treesWhere the lemonade springs where the bluebird singsIn the Big Rock Candy MountainsIn the Big Rock Candy Mountains all the cops have wooden legsAnd the bulldogs all have rubber teeth and the hens lay soft boiled eggsThe farmer's trees are full of fruit and the barns are full of hayOh, I'm bound to go where there ain't no snowWhere the rain don't fall and the wind don't blowIn the Big Rock Candy MountainsIn the Big Rock Candy Mountains you never change your socksAnd the little streams of alcohol come a-trickling down the rocksThe brakemen have to tip their hats and the railroad bulls are blindThere's a lake of stew and of whiskey tooYou can paddle all around 'em in a big canoeIn the Big Rock Candy MountainsIn the Big Rock Candy Mountains the jails are made of tinAnd you can walk right out again as soon as you are inThere ain't no short handled shovels, no axes saws or picksI'm a goin to stay where you sleep all dayWhere they hung the jerk that invented workIn the Big Rock Candy MountainsI'll see you all this coming fall in the Big Rock Candy Mountains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarsear Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Can't recall how it went but............There coming to take me away he he ha ha to the funny farm........... The flip side of the 45 rpm "They're Coming To Take Me Away" is the same tune...backwards............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted April 25, 2007 Moderators Share Posted April 25, 2007 That's the song, that may be the only song ever recorded that the flip side was the same song backwards ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted April 25, 2007 Author Share Posted April 25, 2007 Gee willikers oh goshen, I almost plumb forgot the great song with the silly lyrics by the one and only: The Big BopperCHANTILLY LACE(Telephone rings)Hello baby, Yeah, this is the Big Bopper speakinHa ha ha ha ha, oh you sweet thingDo I what?Will I what?Oh baby you know what I likeChantilly lace and a pretty faceAnd a pony tail a hangin downThat wiggle in the walk And giggle in the talkMakes the world go roundThere ain't nothin in the worldLike a big eyed girlThat makes me act so funnyMake me spend my moneyMake me feel real loose like a long necked gooseLike a girl, oh baby that's what I likeWhat's that baby, but, but, butOhhhhhh honeyButoh baby you know what I like Chantilly lace and a pretty faceAnd a pony tail a hangin downThat wiggle in the walk And giggle in the talkMakes the world go roundThere ain't nothin in the worldLike a big eyed girlThat makes me act so funnyMake me spend my moneyMake me feel real loose like a long necked gooseLike a girl, oh baby that's what I likeWhat's that honeyPick you up at 8 and don't be lateBut baby, I ain't got no money honeyHa ha ha ha haOh alright baby, you know what I likeChantilly lace and a pretty faceAnd a pony tail a hangin downThat wiggle in the walk And giggle in the talkMakes the world go roundThere ain't nothin in the worldLike a big eyed girlThat makes me act so funnyMake me spend my moneyMake me feel real loose like a long necked gooseLike a girl, oh baby that's what I like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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