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Way to go Billy Joe, for the record I never mentioned anything about cash barfing. I was referring to the expectations that can exist whether warranted or not.

But you mentioned that

Harry is right. There is nothing
worse than getting a new girlfriend that you are not sure you care
about anyway right before valentine's day. Even she might feel the
same way (we just met and now he's making a big deal about valentine's
day?). Unless you want to go out to a fancy dinner anyway, but still
just make it a date and de-emphasize the v-day part.


in which he said

"I should find a valentines."

Jay,

Wait until AFTER Valentines Day. Use the saved money for audio gear!!

Harry

which leads me to believe you mentioned something about cash

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OH, and BTW, if your wife asks you what you want for Valentines Day, don't say "that red-head by the juke box". It didn't work out so well for me.

Just a couple of Valentines Day suggestions at ya.

Harry

Before my wife and I married, she traveled to Europe with her parents. While walking through the Atlanta airport, one of the skyhops came up and asked her dad if he could carry his bag. He replied, "No thanks. She can walk."

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My wife off handidly mentioned she wanted a diamond ring for her right hand...son of a ......

I guess I better...she bought me a 60" zero turn Dixie Chopper lawn mower for Christmas.

Set the diamond in the handle of an Echo weed whip for her....

It'll fit her perfectly.(insert smile)

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she bought me a 60" zero turn Dixie Chopper lawn mower for Christmas.

How is that any different than buying your wife a vacuum cleaner for Christmas ? Talk about double standards ... never could understand why a new vacuum would bring such a cold response. Women, I'll never figure them out , ........ Makes me like my dog all the more, ... it was a nice vacuum cleaner too ............... [8-)]

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"Keep in mind I am the self appointed ump"

Hey Ump! Does an engagement ring count or is it like a vacuum cleaner?

I gave in and bought an engagement ring yesterday. Better than losing her. I figure it should buy me at least 6 months before she starts on me on the marriage sh.. again.

Harry

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"Keep in mind I am the self appointed ump"

Hey Ump! Does an engagement ring count or is it like a vacuum cleaner?

I gave in and bought an engagement ring yesterday. Better than losing her. I figure it should buy me at least 6 months before she starts on me on the marriage sh.. again.

Harry

Is it the incessant honking of my undampened metal 600 horns @ 106 db disturbing my monitor or did HarryO buy a ring?

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I've been looking at this for days and I still am speechless

That's a first !!!!!!! Foul Tip, that's more like a Hit Batter, take your base ........... So, how does it feel to be Harryo's Best Man? He's kinda' escaped under the wire on this one, the Lucky Man. The only thing I question, She is so much YOUNGER than him, she'll prbably Do Him In, if you catch my drift... [;)]...the Old dawg, that he is !!!!!!!!!! snicker,snicker ..............

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HarryO apparently has a best man already, Oldbuck.

He did mention you as maid or honor...

Ask him.

Just trying to keep you guys outta trouble, like that's possible.

If you are ignorant it's your own faullt...

Valentines Day, goofballs.

Pay attention. You have 10 days left...

I'll remind you ONE MORE TIME......

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