I'm really sorry, but you are making me laugh. that's okay bruce...i'd love to hold a woman at night instead of my guitars. By the way, what kind of axe is that you're holding? I've got a Gretsch Duo Jet and an old Yamaha; but, I've got my eye on a Taylor T5--played one a few months ago, and it is the most comfortable electric/acoustic that i've ever played. Love the Gretsch and it plays easy; but, as far as electrics go, the most comfortable that i've seen is a musicman, honorable mention to a good ole strat; but, they're awfully heavy.