I know this isn't the joke thread; but sometimes a good laugh will get you guys off your caffeine high.
so a blind man accidentally walks into a women's bar and says to the girl bartender, '' you wanna hear a blonde joke?" and the bartender says " well sir the lady next to you is a blonde weight lifter, the two waitresses are both blonde and in a girls wrestling team the other bartender is blonde as well as me are both body builders. Now sir are you sure you wanna tell that joke still?" and the man says "no. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times