Never smoked dope, or ate cantaloupe.
Did jump rope*.
*Nylon, not Hemp.
Wanted to try some weed, after I retired from the military, where the whiz-quiz was random.
My friend, who likes to smoke dope, jump rope, AND eat cantaloupe, had to quit the dope. He was, by then, a pilot on the great lakes where the whiz-quiz was mandatory...