Holy Necropost, Batman!
I have tinnitus ringing badly in both ears. It's really loud, and the "chords" don't match. So I constantly hear a
I was leaning over my motorcycle putting air in the front tire, and it exploded inches from my head.
I lost most of the range above 9k. At the time, I was working as a sound man for an amusement park. I tried to hide the issue, but it soon became obvious to management. Time for a career change at that point. They gave me an invitation to the rest of the world...