sputnik Posted September 11, 2009 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 [reply with been there done that, and docs are surprised I'm as sane as i am] [refer you to other related mental health links] [then refer you after ranting some more to intelligence test links] [camly brush off ranting with a smiley] [send threatening PM] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 [respond to threatening pm with escalating threat] [belittling smiley as the best you can do] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted September 11, 2009 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 [violate the sanctity of the PM and post your threatening PM in the main thread for all to see, demonstrating that you cannot communicate on a normal human level and thereby validate my original opinion] [claim that I have better things to do than argue with a bunch of lunatics on-line and dramatically announce that I will no longer be checking this thread then cleverly tell everyone to have a nice life] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 [make comments saying i told you so to the rest even though i never told them anything] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted September 11, 2009 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 [ignore my post about ignoring this thread] [declare end to ad hominem attacks without knowing what ad hominem means] [find similar topic on Mensa forum and copy the posts that sound smart to me and post them here] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 [provide witty response about cutting and pasting] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted September 11, 2009 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 [call you a troll] [refer you back that other thread where you did the exact same thing] [complain that lousy forum software can't filter out unwanted posts] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 [call you the real troll] [tell you to get lost because if the software was set up right you would be gone] [throw in mofo just for effect] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted September 11, 2009 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 [dismissal] [suggestion of small genitalia] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 [suggestion of your homosexuality for suggesting genitalia reference] [making point of damn you just can't let it go when clearly wrong] [providing links to homo-confused self help forums] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerwoodKhorns Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 [claim that I like both of you and that you should take this in private] [despirately follow thread anxiously awaiting next response] [PM each of you separately saying the other one is an ***] [drink a fifth of Jack Daniels and spend some quality time with my sheep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 [thank tKh for his honesty] [lmao at the pm] [send pm to mod daring them to ban me] [send pm to mod saying if you ban me then ban them too] [send pm to mod saying sorry i was drunk] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted September 11, 2009 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 [instantly recognize that tKh and oldtimer are ganging up on me] [preempt whatever they're plotting by needlessly reminding everyone that this is an audio forum although I rarely post anything audio related] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 [point out for everyone you rarely post anything audio related] [ask why even post here] [imply you only have a mini system in your office that is 30 years old] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted September 11, 2009 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 [point out for everyone you rarely post anything audio related] [disregard factually correct assertion] [ask why even post here] [clever high minded retort such as '**** ***"] [imply you only have a mini system in your office that is 30 years old] [laugh off implication with a long list of high end audio gear that I may or may not own and accuse you of having been on your high school A/V squad] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksonbart Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 [Realize you can’t win by posting, develop multiyear plan to get revenge to offending poster] [Change jobs and pick the family up and move into same town as offending poster, perform extensive research on the poster’s family and next of kin, involve family members.] [Wait until next door neighbors either die or move away, move into house next door] [Place flaming bag of poop on offending poster’s door step and shoot out all of his windows, step back in complete embarrassment when you realize that the offending poster actually moved out some months before you moved in next door neighbor, oh and he happens to be a priest.] [Chastise son for missing that important fact on the week he was assigned to watch for such things.] [Go back to the drawing board and make son get a job] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 [leave "top notch" as reply] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZAKO Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH (as I pull the trigger) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Amy Posted September 12, 2009 Moderators Share Posted September 12, 2009 [closes ridiculous nonsensical thread] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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