CECAA850 Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Just now, oldtimer said: Dude. Don't be a downer in such an uplifting thread. Or---arrr---I'll have to hang you from the highest yardarm... He actually lived. Happy ending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 No scurvy dogs on my ship. Fed only the best, as befitting the worst nightmares on the sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 How about the pirate that had a steering wheel on his fly. When asked if it bothered him he'd say Arrrrrr. It's driving me nuts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEH Synergy Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll just wash up on shore later 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USNRET Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Ok we can be done here http://mytowntutors.com/2015/09/talk-like-a-pirate-day-jokes-101-pirate-jokes/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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